What kind of car does Yoda drive?

A Toy-Yoda

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive a car?

Because she was a woman!

What type of car does James Bond drive?

00-Sedan

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What are you guys yelling about?

Them: YOU'RE DRIVING

What do you call a hard working man whose chauffeur is from Seoul?

Korea driven.

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Why did they release Star Wars 4, 5 & 6 before 1, 2 & 3?

Because off sequence, Yoda was.

Why is Yoda afraid of 7?

Because 9, 7 8.

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What kind of music do phones love to hear?

A symphony

What kind of tumors do tough guys get?

Heman-giomas

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What kind of car does Yoda drive?

A Toy-Yoda

What did Luke Skywalker get for his 16th birthday?

A Toy-Yoda