What kind of car does Yoda drive?

A Toy-Yoda

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What do you do when you hear a woman got hit by a car?

Wonder how the hell a car got into the kitchen

How do you call a Mexican who lost his car?

Carlos.

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Why couldn't Stevie Wonder drive the bus?

There's no steering wheel in the back of the bus.

Why was the school principal not pleased when he bumped into an old friend?

They were both driving their cars at the time!

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Why was Star Wars shot Episodes 4, 5, 6, then 1, 2, 3?

Because in charge of directing, Yoda was

Why were Star Wars Episodes 4, 5, and 6 released before 1, 2, and 3?

Because in charge of scheduling, Yoda was.

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What kind of bone do you find in a dinosaur steak?

A T-Bone!!!!

What kind of a star can be risky?

A shooting star!

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What did Luke Skywalker get for his 16th birthday?

A Toy-Yoda

What kind of car does Yoda drive?

A Toy-Yoda