What kind of car does Yoda drive?

A Toy-Yoda

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Who loves you more, your wife or your dog?

Lock them both in the trunk of your car for an hour. Guess who is happy to see you when you open the trunk

What's the one car that gingers can't have?

A Kia Soul.

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What's the worst part about driving Ford off a cliff?

Ford was my best friend.

Why did the monster take a dead man for a drive in his car?

Because he was a car-case.

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Why was Yoda afraid of 7?

Because 6, 7 8.

Why did Yoda never get married?

Because when he was standing by alter, and asked "If he would take this women as his lawful wedded wife " His response was "Do I "

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What kind of bird lays electric eggs?

A battery hen!

What kind of tree barks?

A dogwood!!

Toy Yoda Jokes More Toy Yoda Jokes

What kind of car does Yoda drive?

A Toy-Yoda

What did Luke Skywalker get for his 16th birthday?

A Toy-Yoda