Why was Yoda afraid of 9?

Because 10 9 8

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Why does Yoda like sheep?

Because dey go baa...

What kind of car does Yoda drive?

A Toy-Yoda

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Where do Knights get their armour?

The hardware store. One I came up with when I was about 10.

Where do you see yourself in 10 yrs time?

Same as now - in photos and mirrors," I replied

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Why is 6 afraid of 9 on New Years Eve?

Because 9, 8, 7....

What does a donkey say?

It says "Hey Shrek, whats up?" (I was 9 when i made this okay)