Why is Yoda afraid of 7?

Because 9, 7 8.

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Why does Yoda think 5 is afraid of 7?

Because "6, 7 ate".

Why were episodes 4, 5, 6 made before 1, 2, 3?

Because in charge Yoda was.

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What does a 9 volt battery, and a pretty girls bumhole have in common?

People tell you not to, but you're still going to put your tongue on it.

What do u call a lesbian with 9in fingers?

Well hung.