March Madness Sale - 25% Off

Why does Yoda like sheep?

Because dey go baa...

Previous Random Joke Next
Yoda Jokes More Yoda Jokes

Why were Star Wars Episodes 4, 5, and 6 released before 1, 2, and 3?

Because in charge of scheduling, Yoda was.

Why does Yoda think 5 is afraid of 7?

Because "6, 7 ate".

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

What's the best way to milk a sheep?

Ask Apple.

How do sheep greet each other at Christmas?

A Merry Christmas to ewe

Dey Jokes More Dey Jokes

What do Yoda's sheep say?

Dey go baa.

Why does Yoda like sheep?

Because dey go baa...

Baa Jokes More Baa Jokes

What did the teacher think of your idea?

Son: She took it like a lamb Teacher: Really what did she say Son: Baa!

What do you hear when a sheep blows up?

Sis boom baa Carnac