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Why does Yoda like sheep?

Because dey go baa...

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Why were Star Wars Episodes 4, 5, and 6 released before 1, 2, and 3?

Because in charge of scheduling, Yoda was.

What did Yoda say when he watched Star Wars on Blu-Ray?

HDMI

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What do you get when you cross a sheep with a robot?

Steel wool

What's the Welsh word for shearing a sheep?

Foreplay

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Why does Yoda like sheep?

Because dey go baa...

What does a stick of Big Red and a Jamaican prisoner have in common?

Dey both sinna, mon!

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What did the teacher think of your idea?

Son: She took it like a lamb Teacher: Really what did she say Son: Baa!

Why does Yoda like sheep?

Because dey go baa...