Why does Yoda like sheep?

Because dey go baa...

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Why is Yoda afraid of 7?

Because 9, 7 8.

Why were episodes 4, 5, 6 made before 1, 2, 3?

Because in charge Yoda was.

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What do you get when you inject human DNA into a sheep?

Banned from the petting zoo...

Why Do Scottish people wear kilts?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper go down a mile away.

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What does a stick of Big Red and a Jamaican prisoner have in common?

Dey both sinna, mon!

What do Yoda's sheep say?

Dey go baa.

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Why does Yoda like sheep?

Because dey go baa...

What do Yoda's sheep say?

Dey go baa.