Why did the baby kangaroo not want to grow up?

It was a wannabe wallaby!

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What are the four words that you least want to hear, after having blown Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson.

Why wouldn't the sow let her piglets play with toads?

She didn't want them to grow into wart hogs.

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What is a Farmer's favorite pick-up line?

Girl. You look so good that I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!

Why did the entrepreneur decide to go into the landfill business?

He heard it was a growing field.

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Why did the baby kangaroo not want to grow up?

It was a wannabe wallaby!

What's something a kangaroo has that no other animal has?

Baby kangaroos.