Why did the baby kangaroo not want to grow up?

It was a wannabe wallaby!

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Why did the bully go to beauty school?

She wanted to tease hair

How many more times will I watch "A Walk To Remember" tonight?

As Mandy Moore times as I want to.

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How often do you floss?

Me: Daily Dentist: *Pulls fully grown centaur from between my 2nd and 3rd molars*

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A Reptile Dysfunction.

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What's something a kangaroo has that no other animal has?

Baby kangaroos.

Why did the baby kangaroo not want to grow up?

It was a wannabe wallaby!