Why did the cowboy get a miniature dachshund?

He wanted to get a long little doggy.

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What is a paranoid man's favorite food?

Who wants to know?

What do you call it when you sit on a high chair to see if you want to buy it?

A stool sample.

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What's the hardest thing on a cowboy?

The 4th grade.

Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund?

Because he wanted to... "Get along little doggy"

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Why did the cowboy adopt a wiener dog?

He wanted to get a long little doggy

Why did John Wayne get a weiner dog?

He wanted to get a long little doggy.