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Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund?

Because he wanted to... "Get along little doggy"

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Why does the army want to only recruit married men?

Because they don't want a man lost!

Why do men want to marry a virgin?

To avoid criticism and comparison.

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What's 11 & 2?

The Cowboys

What's the hardest thing on a cowboy?

The 4th grade.

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Why do robbers steal money?

Me: So they can buy stuff. 4: Why don't they just steal the stuff She's a criminal mastermind.

Why did the old man buy his wig at the thrift store?

Because he didn't want toupee.

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Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund?

Because he wanted to... "Get along little doggy"

What do you call a dachshund with no hind legs and balls of steel?

Sparky.