Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund?

Because he wanted to... "Get along little doggy"

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Why do you want your lawyer to be a U2 fan?

Cos they're always pro-Bono

What did Goku want to be when he was growing up?

A SAIYANtist!

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What's 11 & 2?

The Cowboys

Why did the cowboy ride his horse?

Because the horse was too heavy to carry.

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What did Mike Meyers say to Eddie Murphy after Eddie bought him a brand new Mercedes?

DANKE!

Why is it so cheap to buy 12 rhombuses?

Because they're a diamond dozen

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What do you call a dachshund with no hind legs and balls of steel?

Sparky.

What do you get when you cross a chili pepper, a shovel, and a dachshund?

A hot diggity dog.