Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund?

Because he wanted to... "Get along little doggy"

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What do vegetarian zombies want?

Graaaaiiiiinss!

Why do husbands typically die before their wives?

They want to.

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Why was the cowboy a lot of laughs?

He was always horsing around.

Why did the cowboy get a wiener dog?

Cause he wanted to get along little doggie.

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Why bother?

They're only going to buy drugs or alcohol with it!"... oh, like I wasn't!

Why buy expensive fireworks when you can make your own with ordinary household chemicals?

I said, and the other patients in the ER agreed.

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Why do cowboys like dachshunds so much?

They like to get a long little doggie.

Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund?

Because he wanted to... "Get along little doggy"