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Why did the cowboy get a miniature dachshund?

He wanted to get a long little doggy.

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Why was Princess Peach worried when Mario wanted to use her laptop?

She forgot to delete her Bowser history

Why did the Mexican push his wife off the cliff?

Because he wants tequila. Literally.

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What did the cowboy say upon entering the German dealership?

Audi

What do you call a cowboy who helps out in a school?

The deputy head!

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Why did the cowboy get a miniature dachshund?

He wanted to get a long little doggy.

Why did the cowboy adopt a Weiner dog?

He wanted to get a long little doggy