Why did the cowboy get a miniature dachshund?

He wanted to get a long little doggy.

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Who wants to hear some Symphonies?

Crowd goes wild B:I SAID WHO WANTS TO HEAR SOME SYMPHONIES *crowd goes nuts B:I CANT HEAR YOU!

What did the computer say to the pirate?

Want to date hot Russians!

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How do the Dallas Cowboys spend their first week at spring training?

Studying their Miranda Rights.

What do you call a cowboy who helps out in a school?

The deputy head!

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Why did the cowboy buy a wiener dog?

So he could "get a long little doggy".

Why did the cowboy adopt a Weiner dog?

He wanted to get a long little doggy