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Why did the cowboy get a miniature dachshund?

He wanted to get a long little doggy.

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Whenever I shut down my computer, it asks, "Are you sure you want to shut down your computer?

Then I wonder if it knows something I don't.

Why did the man put a clock under his desk?

He wanted to work overtime.

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Where should Aaron Hernandez have hidden the evidence?

The Cowboys' endzone because no one goes there

What do you call a cowboy who helps out in a school?

The deputy head!

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Why is a dachshund a cowboy's favorite dog?

They're always singing about getting a "long little doggy".

Why did John Wayne get a weiner dog?

He wanted to get a long little doggy.