Why is Coolio always able to play craps?

He's got a gangsta's pair a dice.

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Why are hamburgers essential to football?

Because the game is played on a griddle-iron!

How do you feel when you're playing Mortal Kombat and the air conditioning goes out?

Toastyyy!

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What would a diatomic Calcium molecule look like if existed?

Like Crap or Feces (its the same) WHY Because its Ca=Ca (equal sign is a double bond)

When the cashier asks me "Is that everything?

I feel like crap inside because obviously my order didn't satisfy her.