Why did Soviet dictator always drive an automatic transmission?

He was always Stalin in his manual!

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Why did Soviet dictator always drive an automatic transmission?

He was always Stalin in his manual!

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Why did Soviet dictator always drive an automatic transmission?

He was always Stalin in his manual!