Why did Soviet dictator always drive an automatic transmission?

He was always Stalin in his manual!

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Who drives?

The police officer

What do you do if a cow is in the middle of the road you're driving on?

Steer clear

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Why did the Soviet union fail?

Too much Stalin'. Yeah it's bad but it made me giggle when I thought of it...

What was Stalin's favorite chemical equation?

HAmAr + SiCl

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Why did Soviet dictator always drive an automatic transmission?

He was always Stalin in his manual!

What do communists put in their soup?

Soviet Onions.

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Why do americans get manuals when buying a new car?

I thought they only drive automatic

Why did Soviet dictator always drive an automatic transmission?

He was always Stalin in his manual!

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Why did Soviet dictator always drive an automatic transmission?

He was always Stalin in his manual!

Why do feminists only drive cars with automatic transmissions?

It pains them to have standards.