Why did Soviet dictator always drive an automatic transmission?

He was always Stalin in his manual!

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What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?

I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

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Driver: I was just going for a little spin.

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Their rocket kept Stalin!

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They were Stalin

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Cuz they were stalin'!

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I thought they only drive automatic

What did the man say when he couldn't get the gun to fire?

Looks like I'm gonna have to read the trouble shooting section of the manual.

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Why did Soviet dictator always drive an automatic transmission?

He was always Stalin in his manual!