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Why did Soviet dictator always drive an automatic transmission?

He was always Stalin in his manual!

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Why does Wonder Woman fly?

Because she can't drive for sh*t.

What's the longest you've ever stared at your phone without glancing up to look at the road while driving?

For me it's three weeks.

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Why did the Kremlin sacrifice 8.7 million soldiers during WWII?

They were just Stalin for time.

What does Stalin do on a night out?

Paints the town red

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What fabric is worn in Soviet Russia?

Linen

What do you think about the Russian military intervention in Krimea?

I think they're just Stalin. If they are, soviet, as long as they're Putin their weapons away.

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What did the man say when he couldn't get the gun to fire?

Looks like I'm gonna have to read the trouble shooting section of the manual.

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals"

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Why did Soviet dictator always drive an automatic transmission?

He was always Stalin in his manual!