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Why did Soviet dictator always drive an automatic transmission?

He was always Stalin in his manual!

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What do Driving Testers and Vegetarians have in common?

They are both very pedantic

What do you call a trucker that doesn't drive anymore?

Semi-retired.

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What makes a good Stalin joke?

The execution.

Why did nobody in the Soviet Union drive manual cars?

They were afraid of Stalin'

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Which country has the most crying people per km?

The Soviet Onion

Why did the Soviet Union fail?

Too much Stalin'. Yeah it's bad but it made me giggle when I thought of it...

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What kind of car did Jesus drive?

A manual.

Why do girls prefer to drive auto cars, instead of manual?

Because they want the D.

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Why did Soviet dictator always drive an automatic transmission?

He was always Stalin in his manual!