Why did Soviet dictator always drive an automatic transmission?

He was always Stalin in his manual!

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Why does the philosopher have an automatic car..?

Because he Kant drive Immanuel.

What car do polite cowboys drive?

Audi!

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Why did the Soviets decide to be Russian?

Cuz they got tired of Stalin.

Why do Communist Dictators have trouble getting their work done on time?

They're way too into Stalin

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Why did the Soviets implement 5 year plans instead of 4 year plans?

Cuz they were stalin'!

Why didn't anyone drive stick in Soviet Russia?

They were afraid of Stalin.

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How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals"

Why did Soviet dictator always drive an automatic transmission?

He was always Stalin in his manual!

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Why did Soviet dictator always drive an automatic transmission?

He was always Stalin in his manual!