Manual Jokes

Why do Americans get manuals when buying a new car?

I thought they only drive automatic

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Why did Soviet dictator always drive an automatic transmission?

He was always Stalin in his manual!

Why do girls prefer to drive auto cars, instead of manual?

Because they want the D.

What did the man say when he couldn't get the gun to fire?

Looks like I'm gonna have to read the trouble shooting section of the manual.

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals"

What kind of car did Jesus drive?

A manual.

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Where do Robots go for fun?

The Circuits! (this is a joke i made up when i was like 10, i don't think it ever caught on)

How'd ya get that?

Asked the bartender. "From my husband," she replied. "But I thought he was out of town " he asked. "So did I!" she said.

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What name does Jesus use when delivering pizzas?

Chjesus Chrust *Thanks I will show myself out*

What is Jesus' favorite gun?

A nail gun!

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

Why do husbands typically die before their wives?

They want to.

What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?

A widow.

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Soviet Jokes More Soviet Jokes

What does it take to make Mother Russia pregnant?

A soviet seamen

Which country has the most crying people per km?

The Soviet Onion

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What kind of amphibian is hired to take your car away?

Toad. Thanks, HammerElectionBeans for the edit.

What do you call a man chasing a car?

Exhausted What do you call a man being chased by a car? -Tired

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many dead-heads does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They just let it burn out and follow it around for twenty years.

How many martial artists does it taek to change a lightbulb?

It only taek won do change a lightbulb.

Trouble Jokes More Trouble Jokes

What keyboard shortcut do the elderly have the most trouble with?

Ctrl+P

Why did the teacher have trouble controlling her pupils?

She was cross eyed.