I thought they only drive automatic
He was always Stalin in his manual!
Looks like I'm gonna have to read the trouble shooting section of the manual.
Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals"
A manual.
She buys a new car.
When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.
Age
The black ones steal your watch and the yellow ones paint your nails.
Because they can't hold it for the next person.
From Jason's Doner Van. (Sorry, I'm guessing this one's only for the Aussies and Brits)
Because the rest of the letters are not-E.
Scent.
Wild Twerky!
Go to England and buy something
With a drum machine you only have to punch the instructions in once
Doesn't follow instructions very well.
Boy: Hello? I need your help! 911: Alright, What is it? Boy: Two girls are fighting over me! 911: So what's your emergency? Boy: The ugly one is winning.
The girls get older, but he stays the same age" -first attempt at a original joke (apologies if its a repost that I'm unaware of)
