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What kind of yoga do you do in a casket?

Decom-pose.

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What kind of dog can do magic tricks?

A labracadabrador

What kind of man was Boaz before he got married?

Ruth-less.

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What do you get when you mix yoga and scouting?

Concentration camps.

What would Dorothy have said if she practiced Yoga instead of new age magical thinking?

There's no place like OM.

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How many Polish people does it take to be pallbearers at a funeral?

Seven. Six to carry the casket and one to drag the body

What's something that the inventor doesn't want, the buyer doesn't use, and the user doesn't know about it?

A casket

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Why did the undercover cop pose as a waiter?

So he could protect and serve.

What kind of yoga do you do in a casket?

Decom-pose.