What kind of yoga do you do in a casket?

Decom-pose.

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What kind of cheese do you use to hide a small horse?

Mascarpone!

What kind of cheese can be used to build a structure?

Cottage cheese.

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What kind of yoga do you do in a casket?

Decom-pose.

What do you get when you mix yoga and scouting?

Concentration camps.

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What's another name for a casket?

Mourning wood.

What did one casket say to the other?

Is that you coffin?

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What kind of yoga do you do in a casket?

Decom-pose.

What do you call a self-referential question posing as a joke setup?

Not funny. Except in that you know, "heh, meta" kinda way. Heh, meta.