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What kind of yoga do you do in a casket?

Decom-pose.

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What kind of Aircraft is into Men and Women?

A Biplane.

What kind of people are always in a damn hurry?

Russians

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What do you get when you mix yoga and scouting?

Concentration camps.

What would Dorothy have said if she practiced Yoga instead of new age magical thinking?

There's no place like OM.

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What did the casket say to the sick casket?

Are you coffin

What's something that the inventor doesn't want, the buyer doesn't use, and the user doesn't know about it?

A casket

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What do you call a self-referential question posing as a joke setup?

Not funny. Except in that you know, "heh, meta" kinda way. Heh, meta.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a newspaper bag?

One is made of plastic and poses a suffocation hazard to small children. The other one contains newspapers.