What kind of yoga do you do in a casket?

Decom-pose.

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What kind of gum do astronauts chew?

Hubble Bubble

What kind of cell phone reception do astronauts get on the moon?

1/6 G My 8 year old son came up with this one.

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What do you get when you mix yoga and scouting?

Concentration camps.

What kind of yoga do you do in a casket?

Decom-pose.

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What's something that the inventor doesn't want, the buyer doesn't use, and the user doesn't know about it?

A casket

What did one casket say to the other?

Is that you coffin?

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Why did the undercover cop pose as a waiter?

So he could protect and serve.

What kind of yoga do you do in a casket?

Decom-pose.