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What kind of yoga do you do in a casket?

Decom-pose.

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What kind of phone makes music?

A saxophone.

What kind of underwear do the GI Joes wear?

None, they go commando.

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What would Dorothy have said if she practiced Yoga instead of new age magical thinking?

There's no place like OM.

What did T-Rex say after doing yoga for the first time?

Dinosore

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What you hope someone might say about you when they approach your casket?

Hey, I think he moved.

How was Jackie Gleason put into his casket?

Crammed in.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a newspaper bag?

One is made of plastic and poses a suffocation hazard to small children. The other one contains newspapers.

What do you call a self-referential question posing as a joke setup?

Not funny. Except in that you know, "heh, meta" kinda way. Heh, meta.