Yoga Jokes

What kind of yoga do you do in a casket?

Decom-pose.

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What did T-Rex say after doing yoga for the first time?

Dinosore

What would Dorothy have said if she practiced Yoga instead of new age magical thinking?

There's no place like OM.

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What do you call a Filipino yoga instructor?

A Manila Folder.

Casket Jokes More Casket Jokes

What kind of yoga do you do in a casket?

Decom-pose.

What did one casket say to the other casket?

Hey, is that you coffin? Ba-dum-tsk...

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What is the difference between Liverpool football and a tea bag?

The tea bag stays in the cup longer.

How do I stay in shape?

I stole an ostrich, it chases me around the house all day, i hate it

Invite Jokes More Invite Jokes

Why don't Pirates get invited to Birthday parties?

Because they always steal doubloons

Why should you only invite gas molecules to your house when they have negligible intermolecular forces between them?

Because they're the ideal gas.

Little Child Jokes More Little Child Jokes

What bounces and makes little children cry?

My donation check to Feed the Children!

Mix Jokes More Mix Jokes

What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is dog.

What do you get when you mix batteries and water?

Watt-er

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why didn't the dog want to play football?

It was a boxer!

Why would someone in jail want to catch the measles?

So he could break out.

Pose Jokes More Pose Jokes

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a newspaper bag?

One is made of plastic and poses a suffocation hazard to small children. The other one contains newspapers.

What kind of yoga do you do in a casket?

Decom-pose.