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Yoga Jokes

What kind of yoga do you do in a casket?

Decom-pose.

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What do you get when you mix yoga and scouting?

Concentration camps.

What did T-Rex say after doing yoga for the first time?

Dinosore

What would Dorothy have said if she practiced Yoga instead of new age magical thinking?

There's no place like OM.

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What us the difference between white, brown and black people?

The time God took to cook us

What time does Sean Connery show up to wimbledon?

Tennish

Truth Jokes More Truth Jokes

When do you know a lawyer is telling the truth?

When his lips are shut.

What else did Lochte say after the truth came out?

This did not go swimmingly at all

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

How do you stay warm in a cold room?

You go to the corner cause it's always 90 degrees.

What do you call it when you second guess your decision to book a stay at a Native American resort?

A reservation reservation reservation. Credit to Brian Regan, this is my favorite joke of his!

Manila Folder Jokes More Manila Folder Jokes

What do you call a Filipino yoga instructor?

A Manila Folder.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell when a wine connoisseur is happy?

They have a semillon!

What did the German physicist use to drink his beer?

Ein stein. - From Big Nate, as told by my kid.

Invite Jokes More Invite Jokes

Why should you always invite mushrooms to your parties?

They're fun guys!

Why is Arjen Robben not being invited to Alfredo Di Stefanos funeral?

They're scared he'll try to dive in the box.

Namaste Jokes More Namaste Jokes

What does a monk say when you evict him?

Namaste

What did the hippy say when I told him to get off my couch?

Namaste

Scout Jokes More Scout Jokes

What do you get when you mix yoga and scouting?

Concentration camps.

What is Jar Jar Binkss's favorite song?

Me-sa lovely by scouting for gungans.