Yoga Jokes

What kind of yoga do you do in a casket?

Decom-pose.

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What do you get when you mix yoga and scouting?

Concentration camps.

What did T-Rex say after doing yoga for the first time?

Dinosore

What would Dorothy have said if she practiced Yoga instead of new age magical thinking?

There's no place like OM.

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What 3 things that tell the truth?

Drunk men. Little children. Yoga pants.

Why could the drunk man only move left?

The officer hadn't read him his rights.

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What did the yoga teacher say to her land lord when he tried to evict her?

Nah Imma stay

What did the yoga teacher say when someone asked if she wanted to leave the party early?

Namaste

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What do you get when you mix yoga and scouting?

Concentration camps.

Why can't Boy Scouts be MLG?

Because they're campers.

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What does a monk say when you evict him?

Namaste

What did the yoga teacher say to her land lord when he tried to evict her?

Nah Imma stay

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Who's the most popular guy at a nudist colony?

The one that can carry 2 cups of coffee and a dozen donuts

How do I take my coffee?

Uh..Orally. Why How do you take it Freak.

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What body of water is used for writing?

The Apostrosea.

Why won't the ocean let us drink its water?

Because it's too salty.

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Why did the undercover cop pose as a waiter?

So he could protect and serve.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a newspaper bag?

One is made of plastic and poses a suffocation hazard to small children. The other one contains newspapers.

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What do you call a candelabra that refuses to hold candles?

A candle-nah-brah

Want to hear a joke about construction?

Nah, I'm still working on it.