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Yoga Jokes

What kind of yoga do you do in a casket?

Decom-pose.

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What do you get when you mix yoga and scouting?

Concentration camps.

What did T-Rex say after doing yoga for the first time?

Dinosore

What would Dorothy have said if she practiced Yoga instead of new age magical thinking?

There's no place like OM.

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Truth Jokes More Truth Jokes

When do you know a lawyer is telling the truth?

When his lips are shut.

What 3 things that tell the truth?

Drunk men. Little children. Yoga pants.

Mexican Restaurant Jokes More Mexican Restaurant Jokes

When's ladies' night at the Mexican restaurant?

Taco Tuesday

What is the coldest dish at a Mexican restaurant?

A b-r-r-r-r-ito

Namaste Jokes More Namaste Jokes

What did the hippie say when his girlfriend told him to move out?

Nah, I'm a stay. (namaste)

What does the hippie say when you tell him to get off your couch?

Namaste (better to say it aloud)

Concentration Camp Jokes More Concentration Camp Jokes

What animal did they have in concentration camps?

Dachau

What do you get when you mix yoga and scouting?

Concentration camps.

Yoga Instructor Jokes More Yoga Instructor Jokes

How does a yoga instructor turn down an invite?

Namaste home tonight.

Whats a yoga instructors favourite kind of coffee?

Pilatte

Casket Jokes More Casket Jokes

How was Jackie Gleason put into his casket?

Crammed in.

What's another name for a casket?

Mourning wood.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What is the difference between a yogurt and america?

If you leave the yogurt for 100 years alone, it develops a culture.

What did one eyebrow say to the other eyebrow when leaving?

Eyebro. I will see myself out.

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

Where does monty python buy his water?

From the knights Da-sa(y)-NI! This joke is best delivered verbally.

Why is steam such a hipster?

Because it was water before it was cool.