Yoga Jokes

What kind of yoga do you do in a casket?

Decom-pose.

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What do you get when you mix yoga and scouting?

Concentration camps.

What did T-Rex say after doing yoga for the first time?

Dinosore

What would Dorothy have said if she practiced Yoga instead of new age magical thinking?

There's no place like OM.

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What did Zelda tell Link when he couldn't unlock the door?

Triforce

What is the difference between a English actuary and a Sicilian actuary?

An English actuary can tell you how many people are going to die next year. A Sicilian actuary can give you their names...

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What do you call a Mexican who's car got stolen?

Carlos.

What did the Mexican say with one sleeve rolled up and one sleeve not?

Not even, homes

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What is a time travelling vacuum cleaner called?

Dr Whoover

When is the only time a white NFL wide receiver is a good thing?

When your sister tells you she's dating an NFL wide receiver.

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What did the Buddhist say when asked if he'd like to move from Tibet to North Korea?

Nah. I'ma stay.

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he saw a dolphin caught in a net?

It's not a too-nah!

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How does a yoga instructor turn down an invite?

Namaste home tonight.

Whats a yoga instructors favourite kind of coffee?

Pilatte

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What did T-Rex say after doing yoga for the first time?

Dinosore

How did the T-Rex feel after his workout session?

He felt dinosore.

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Why did the T-Rex go extinct?

He had a reptile dysfunction.

How did the T-Rex feel after working out?

OC Dino-sore

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Why do programmers get Halloween and Christmas mixed up?

Because Oct31 = Dec25

What do you get when you mix a black man with microwave chicken?

May be offensive) Mike Tyson