Yoga Jokes

What kind of yoga do you do in a casket?

Decom-pose.

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What do you get when you mix yoga and scouting?

Concentration camps.

What did T-Rex say after doing yoga for the first time?

Dinosore

What would Dorothy have said if she practiced Yoga instead of new age magical thinking?

There's no place like OM.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you get when you cross a pyrotechnician and Mexican food?

Explosive Diarrhea

Why were there only 1000 people at the Million Mexican March?

They only had 2 trucks.

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What did the bishop say to the priest?

It's my turn.

What's the worst part of giving a magician a ride home?

When you get there, you turn into the driveway. Ba-dum-bum! Don't forget to tip your waitress!

Drunk Man Jokes More Drunk Man Jokes

What did the pig say to the drunk man?

Licence and registration please.

Why could the drunk man only move left?

The officer hadn't read him his rights.

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What did the philanderer say to the gardener praying in the shed?

How do you stay faithful in a room full of hoes?

How does water stay warm during the winter?

It wears an aqua-fur.

Scout Jokes More Scout Jokes

What is Jar Jar Binkss's favorite song?

Me-sa lovely by scouting for gungans.

Why did it take three burly Boy Scouts to help the old lady across the street?

Because she didn't want to go.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of money do monsters use?

Weirdo (weird dough).

What kind of music did the Pilgrims like?

Plymouth Rock

Mexican Restaurant Jokes More Mexican Restaurant Jokes

What do a yoga instructor and a Mexican restaurant that only serves water have in common?

No ms te!

What does a stoner order at a Mexican restaurant?

Carne asuuuuhhduuh

Filipino Jokes More Filipino Jokes

What do Filipinos call Canada?

Upper U.S.

What do you call a Filipino yoga instructor?

A Manila Folder.