Yoga Jokes

What kind of yoga do you do in a casket?

Decom-pose.

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

Coffee Mug

What do you get when you mix yoga and scouting?

Concentration camps.

What did T-Rex say after doing yoga for the first time?

Dinosore

What would Dorothy have said if she practiced Yoga instead of new age magical thinking?

There's no place like OM.

You might also enjoy:

Camp Site Jokes More Camp Site Jokes

What did the homeless yoga instructor say when he was told to leave his camp site?

Namaste.

Why can't you run in camp sites?

Its 'ran', because it's past tents... Ill see myself out.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a can made in Mexico?

A Mexican.

How many mexicans do you need to screw a lightbulb?

Juan

Mix Jokes More Mix Jokes

What happens when you mix a snowman and a vampire?

Frostbite

What do you call a neurotic octopus?

A crazy mixed-up squid.

T Rex Jokes More T Rex Jokes

Why can a T-Rex not touch his toes?

Because he's extinct

What do you call a T-Rex that's been weightlifting all day?

Dino-sore

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of work does a weak cat do?

Light mouse work.

What kind of mouse walks on two legs?

Mickey Mouse Q: What kind of duck walks on two legs A: They all do!

Filipino Jokes More Filipino Jokes

What do Filipinos call Canada?

Upper U.S.

What do you call a party with no Filipino people?

A no-Nguyen scenario.

Drunk Man Jokes More Drunk Man Jokes

What did the pig say to the drunk man?

Licence and registration please.

Why could the drunk man only move left?

The officer hadn't read him his rights.

Serve Jokes More Serve Jokes

Why do American beer companies always advise that their beer should be served cold?

So you can tell it apart from urine

How long does a United States Congressman serve?

Until he gets caught.