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What does an insomniac, agnostic, dyslexic spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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What do you call a dog in the middle of a muddy road?

A mutt in a rut!

Why is it bad for blind people to skydive?

It scares the hell out of the dog

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What time are most dental appointments scheduled for?

Tooth hurty.

How do you know when it's time to get a new dishwasher?

When the old one expects you to "do your share"

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What's the difference between a golf ball and a G spot?

A man will spend 20 minutes looking for a golf ball.

Why are burglars such good tennis players?

Because they spend such a lot of their time in courts!

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What does a dyslexic agnostic insomniac do?

Stays up all night pondering the existence of a dog

What did King Midas say to the centaur?

Stay gold, Ponyboy.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What lights up a football pitch at night?

A football match.......

What do you get when you have barbie dolls standing in a line?

A barbie queue (BBQ)! Also, I made a quick sketch on my iPad. I found the genesis to this joke as a text note in my Evernote this morning, after what seemed like a night of free flow beers. Feel free to downvote me to oblivion.

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What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

What did the agnostic, dyslexic insomniac do?

Lay awake in bed wondering if there really is a dog.