What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?

A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW

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Where does a dog go when his tail falls off?

The retail store

What's the difference between a dog and a marine biologist?

One wags it's tail, while the other tags a whale

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Why did the toilet paper stop crossing the road?

It got stuck in a crack.

Why was the chicken afraid to cross the road?

Because it's a chicken.

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Why'd the guy panic and call 911 when he realized an ocean was forming around him?

It was an emergent sea.

What do you call two guys with no arms and no legs hanging over a window?

Kurt and Rod

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How do I stay humble?

Well, it's not easy, but I start by being generally bad at almost all things.

How does water stay warm during the winter?

It wears an aqua-fur.

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Why does the philosopher have an automatic car..?

Because he Kant drive Immanuel.

What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?

A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW

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Why did the sauce need a night light?

Because he was alfredo the dark!

What does it mean to be an Agnostic with insomnia and dyslexia?

You stay up all night wondering if there is a dog.

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What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is dog.

Ever wondered why bees hum?

It's because they don't know the words.

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.

What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?

A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac, dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

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What do you get when you cross an agnostic, an insomniac, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is dog.