Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.
Sparky.
A shampoodle
Don't worry, they've already told you the superior qualities it has over all the other smart phones by this time.
When the power goes off.
A Rastapartying
He had too much thyme on his hands.
They exorcise.
Some one who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog.
Sleep at night
A stillborn
Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there is a dog.
Nothing, he's been told twice already. (And be cool, if you get the reference keep quiet and let em wonder.)