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What do you get when you cross an agnostic, dyslexic, and an insomniac?

Some one who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog.

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What's the difference between a new wife and a new dog?

After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.

What's the difference between a dog and a fox?

About 20 beers!!

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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.

What do you get if you cross a vampire and a circus entertainer?

Something that goes straight for the juggler!

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Why does Bernie Sanders hate icebergs?

Because only the top 1% can stay above water.

Why is the bicycle unable to stay up?

Because it is two-tired!!!!

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How do you stop millions of children from going to bed hungry every night?

Take away their beds...

What kind of company is a 24 hours hamburger joint?

Fry-by-night!

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What do you get when you cross a dyslexic agnostic who has insomnia?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

What does an agnostic, dyslexic insomniac spend his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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What do you get when you mix a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lies awake at night wondering if there's a dog

What do you get when you mix an Insomniac a Dyslexic and an Agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog