What does an insomniac, agnostic, dyslexic spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What does a dog get at the vet?

FIXED

Why did the dog die?

It had Barkinsons

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What time are most dental appointments scheduled for?

Tooth hurty.

What has eight arms and tells the time?

A clocktopus Shoutout to the popper from my Xmas dinner

Spend Jokes More Spend Jokes

What did Noah do while spending time on the ark?

Fished but he didn't catch much. He only had two worms!

Why doesn't anyone ever add Paul Walker on Xbox?

He spends all of his time on the dashboard.

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

How do you get a puppy to stay the same size forever?

You stop feeding it.

What do you call it when you second guess your decision to book a stay at a Native American resort?

A reservation reservation reservation. Credit to Brian Regan, this is my favorite joke of his!

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you get...... when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and and agnostic?

Answer(/s "Someone who lays awake all night wondering if there really is a dog")

What do you call it when a person acts holy for a night then sins every day after?

A one night stand with Jesus

Wonder Jokes More Wonder Jokes

What does a dyslexic, agnostic insomniac do at night?

Lie in bed wondering "Is there really a dog?"

What game are you watching?

I wonder what she thought I was doing with my hands.