Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.
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A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW
They go Bar Hopping!...
He finishes her drink EDIT: Apparently this is Conan's joke, so all credit goes to him. I just heard it from a friend of mine and I had no idea.
Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.
Someone who lies awake at night wondering if there's a dog
Someone who lies awake at night if there really is a dog.
A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.
Pay him for the pizza.
They exchange cell numbers.
They always have several lairs.
To get away from the Turkey coop.
His friends egged him on
Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there is a dog.
Who gives a cluck (I wonder if the moderators will censor this joke merely on the grounds that it is categorically terrible)
None, they just stand around complimenting it, and get mad when it won't screw.
You mustard be joking!
