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What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.

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What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?

A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW

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Dyslexic Jokes More Dyslexic Jokes

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night, wondering if there is a dog.

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross egg whites with a bomb?

A boomerang

Why did the chicken cross the bridge?

To get away from the Turkey coop.

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What do you call a witch that stays out all night?

A fresh air freak.

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, an insomniac, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

Insomniac Jokes More Insomniac Jokes

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, dyslexic, and agnostic?

Someone who stays up wondering if there is a dog.

What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is dog.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What do you call a guy who likes to hang out with musicians?

A drummer.

What did the guy with a neckbeard say when he had to mail something twice?

REPOST!

Wonder Jokes More Wonder Jokes

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do with most of his time?

Stay up all night wondering if there is a Dog.

What does an agnostic, dyslexic insomniac spend his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

Philosopher Jokes More Philosopher Jokes

What did the philosopher say to his coworker?

Cleanup on the detergent aisle

How many philosophers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Well it depends on what you mean by change.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

Why was the phone busy all night?

Babysitter: The fire department put me on hold.

What has two thumbs and got laid last night?

My hands.