Infinite Jest Jokes

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.

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What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?

A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW

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Philosopher Jokes More Philosopher Jokes

How many philosophers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Well it depends on what you mean by change.

How do philosophers shave off their beards?

Occam's razor

Wonder Jokes More Wonder Jokes

What do you call a insomniac dyslexic agnostic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog!

What do you get when you cross a dylexsic, insomiac and a agnostic?

Someone who stays up at night wondering if there really is a dog.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

How'd you sleep last night?

Son says: "umm... With my eyes closed " Edit: This actually happened btw. Probably funnier irl.

What do you call it when a sheep sells his wool for money?

Cashearing! (Joke I made up last night at work, so be gentle with me)

Insomniac Jokes More Insomniac Jokes

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night, wondering if there is a dog.

What do you get when you cross an insomniac with an agnostic and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up at night, wondering if there's a dog.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What did one French Guy say to another French Guy?

Bonjour, je m'apelle Guy aussi!" ("Hello, I am called Guy as well!")

What do you call a nice guy with hemorrhoids?

A stand up guy

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross an octopus and a lion?

A stern rebuke from the ethics committee and an immediate withdrawal of funds.

Why did the punk-rocker cross the road?

He had a chicken stapled to his face.

Dyslexic Jokes More Dyslexic Jokes

What do you get if you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What popular board game do dyslexics hate?

Scramble

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What do you call a dyslexic insomniac philosopher?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

What do you call a witch that stays out all night?

A fresh air freak.