What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?

A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW

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What's it called when a dog burns down a building?

Arfson

Why do dogs chase their tails?

They want to make ends meet.

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What do you get when you cross a mosquito and a mountain climber?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector and a scalar.

Why did the teacher cross the room?

To get to the other slide.

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What do you call a guy who does not fart in public?

A private tutor.

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a lake?

Bob

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What's Irish and stays on your back porch all year?

Patty O'Furniture

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, an insomniac, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

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How do you get a philosopher off your porch?

Pay him for the pizza.

What do you call a group of philosophers?

An argument.

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night, wondering if there is a dog.

How fast can Klingon's run?

About Warf speed. My mom made this joke up last night at a bbq party. She likes to think she is funnier on holidays. Thanks, Mom.

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What did the Agnostic Dyslexic Insomniac do?

He stayed up all night wondering if there was a dog.

When you see geese flying to warmer a climate ever wonder why one side of the V is longer?

It's because that side has more geese.

Infinite Jest Jokes More Infinite Jest Jokes

What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?

A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.

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What do you get when you're agnostic, dyslexic, and an insomniac?

You stay up all night wondering if there's a dog.

Why didn't the insomniac attend his uncle's funeral?

He's not a mourning person

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What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?

A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Some guy sitting up all night wondering if there really is a dog