What does an insomniac, philosopher, atheist, dyslexic do at night?

Lay awake, contemplating the existence of Dog.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Where do dogs park their cars?

In barkinglots.

What do you call the doctor for dogs?

Dogtor

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What does an insomniac, philosopher, atheist, dyslexic do at night?

Lay awake, contemplating the existence of Dog.

What's the difference between British crisps and foreign crisps?

One are Walkers and the others just Lays around.

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Why are we here?

Me: Philosophers still don't know 5: No, why are we HERE Wife: Your dad is lost and won't ask for directions

How many philosophers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Well it depends on what you mean by change.

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What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there is a dog.

What is 32% black, 45% white......gets lit up and changes to blue and red at night?

Chicago.

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What do you get if you cross a Green Lantern, a car and an atheist?

Willing suspension of disbelief.

What is so ironic about Atheists?

They're always talking about God.

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What did the Agnostic Dyslexic Insomniac do?

He stayed up all night wondering if there was a dog.

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.

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What does an insomniac, philosopher, atheist, dyslexic do at night?

Lay awake, contemplating the existence of Dog.

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, agnostic and an insomniac?

A person who stays up all night contemplating the existence of dog.

Existence Jokes More Existence Jokes

How did Bruce and Alfred build the Batcave all by themselves?

The Lord: I meant any questions about the mysteries of existence

What's the most bitter tea in existence?

Reality *cries in the corner*