Because he had nothing to chauffeur.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
A contemplate
Lay awake, contemplating the existence of Dog.
Five. One to handle the bulb and 4 to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
A person who stays up all night contemplating the existence of dog.
Because they don't believe in higher powers.
An atheist. He doesn't really believe in himself.
The Lord: I meant any questions about the mysteries of existence
It was the Bain of his existence.
None. Light bulbs don't change anything.
Apache
To see the chicken strip!!!
Chuz
One. They stick the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them!
It's not a bulb it's a globe.
Patty O'Furniture.
Stegosaur-rust!
He finishes her drink EDIT: Apparently this is Conan's joke, so all credit goes to him. I just heard it from a friend of mine and I had no idea.
A stillborn
