Contemplate Jokes

Why was the cab driver contemplating his life?

Because he had nothing to chauffeur.

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What does an insomniac, philosopher, atheist, dyslexic do at night?

Lay awake, contemplating the existence of Dog.

How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to handle the bulb and 4 to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, agnostic and an insomniac?

A person who stays up all night contemplating the existence of dog.

How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to handle the bulb and 4 to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.

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Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."

How many Alzheimer victims does it take to change a light bulb?

To get to the other side

Dyslexic Agnostic Insomniac Jokes More Dyslexic Agnostic Insomniac Jokes

What does a dyslexic agnostic insomniac do?

Stays up all night pondering the existence of a dog

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, agnostic and an insomniac?

A person who stays up all night contemplating the existence of dog.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What did the Iraqi refugee say when he crossed the border?

Iran!

Why did Eeyore cross the road?

To get to the other... *sigh*

David Sanborn Jokes More David Sanborn Jokes

How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to handle the bulb and 4 to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.

How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to handle the bulb and 4 to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you get if you mix up together an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

A guy who is up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and your TV is floating?

Man, wall mounts are awesome.

4 Jokes More 4 Jokes

How do you fit 4 girls on a bar stool?

Flip it over

What do you call 4 lepers in a hot tub?

Soup

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

Why can't Russia extradite US top-secret whistle-blowers?

Because they're Snowden (snowed-in). To all the folks on the East coast, stay safe and warm.

What gets harder the longer it stays in your mouth?

Bubblegum

Alto Sax Player Jokes More Alto Sax Player Jokes

How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to handle the bulb and 4 to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.

How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to handle the bulb and 4 to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.