Because he had nothing to chauffeur.
Lay awake, contemplating the existence of Dog.
Five. One to handle the bulb and 4 to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
A person who stays up all night contemplating the existence of dog.
Just one, but the light bulb really has to want to change.
Seven. One to install the bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years
Stays up all night pondering the existence of a dog
Out, out, damned Spot!
Pawpular!
Hare in your milk!
Because his friend asked him when he thought they should cross.
They don't believe in higher power.
Willing suspension of disbelief.
It depends on the definition of lightbulb.
Socrates
Because they're Snowden (snowed-in). To all the folks on the East coast, stay safe and warm.
A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.
Lays, because they are full of air.
Eggs get laid only once
