What gets harder the longer it stays in your mouth?

Bubblegum

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How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow?

Down in the mouth!

Why did Monica Lewinsky vote Republican?

Because Democrat left a bad taste in her mouth!

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What's Irish and stays on your back porch all year?

Patty O'Furniture

What kind of people should you stay away from?

Trees. They're quite shady.

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Why did the bubblegum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chicken's legs.

What gets harder the longer it stays in your mouth?

Bubblegum