What gets harder the longer it stays in your mouth?

Bubblegum

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Whats 10 inches?

What's 10 inches, has a big red head and makes my girlfriend cry when i put it in her mouth? Her miscarriage

What does it mean when an accountant is drooling out of both sides of his mouth?

His desk is level

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What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is dog.

Where are people in Dallas staying to avoid getting Ebola?

The Cowboys Stadium. Because they can't catch anything there.

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Why did the bubblegum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chicken's legs.

What's the best way to get bubblegum out of your hair?

Cancer