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What gets harder the longer it stays in your mouth?

Bubblegum

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What did the mouth say to the nose?

Nothing; mouths can't ta... oh, wait...

How can you tell when Mitt Romney is lying?

His mouth is moving.

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What do you call a dyslexic insomniac philosopher?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

What do you call a insomniac dyslexic agnostic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog!

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Why did the bubblegum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chicken's legs.

What gets harder the longer it stays in your mouth?

Bubblegum