What does an Arab do after riding his camel?

He has a cigarette!

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Cigarette Jokes More Cigarette Jokes

Why did the calculator pay $100 for a pack of cigarettes?

There was a sin tax error. 8.5

What does Harry Potter say when he wants a cigarette?

Tobaccio

Arab Jokes More Arab Jokes

What kind of soap do Middle Eastern citizens use?

Arab spring

What does an Arab say after losing his virginity?

Good goat!

Camel Jokes More Camel Jokes

What do you call a camel without humps?

Humphrey.

Why were the camels wearing sandals?

To stop themselves sinking into the sand. Why did the ostrich stick its head in the sand To look at the camels who forgot to put their sandals on.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

Why shouldn't you throw a rock at a Mexican riding a bike?

Because that might be your bike

How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Let's go ride our bikes.