Why shouldn't you throw a rock at a Mexican riding a bike?

Because that might be your bike

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What does a Mexican wizard use to cast magic?

A Juand

What does a Mexican get when he slides down a hill?

Gracias

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Why did the kid throw the watch out the window?

So time would fly.

What happened to the T?

America: "We threw it in the Harbor!"

Rock Jokes More Rock Jokes

What are a terrestrial planet's favorite genres of music?

Rock and Heavy Metal

When is Iran not Iran?

When it's a rock.

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

What do you get if you push a gypsy off a bike?

Your bike back

Why couldn't the bike stand up on its own?

It was two-tired. *Slaps knee* *Prosthetic leg falls off*

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What do mormons and tweakers have in common?

They both ride bikes and are on a mission.

How many Sand People does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

No one knows. They ride single file to hide their numbers.