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Why shouldn't you throw a rock at a Mexican riding a bike?

Because that might be your bike

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What's the name of the tree that gives Mexicans?

The scaffolding

What do Mexicans cut their pizza with?

I asked, "What " He said, "Little Caesars!"

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Why did a man throw his breakfast out the window?

He was a cereal defenestrator.

Why did the blonde throw tic-tacs in her spaghetti?

The recipe told her to mints her garlic.

Rock Jokes More Rock Jokes

Why is Kevin Hart the opposite of Michael Schumacher?

His life improved after he met the rock.

How did the cavemen in the far east protect them selves?

They Rocked their doors.

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

Why can't Jimmy ride his bike?

Because he has no limbs Kinda dark, I know. It's just for those out there who would chuckle at this. ;D

Why didn't the bike go to the car show?

Because he was two tired.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What do you say to someone riding a stoned horse?

Get off your high horse.

Who Conquers All *obviously, this is read in the man's grizzled voice* What's the difference between your mother and a motorcycle?

When I ride a motorcycle... I wear protection.