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Why shouldn't you throw a rock at a Mexican riding a bike?

Because that might be your bike

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What did the Mexican say when his roof fell on him?

Get off me Holmes!

Why did the Mexican civil war last so long?

Because they were fighting Juan on Juan.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

How do you know when a grenade is thrown by a blonde?

When you can pull the pin and throw it back

What did the OCD man get thrown in jail for?

Organized crime.

Rock Jokes More Rock Jokes

What's a baby seals favourite drink?

Canadian club on the rocks.

What did the Queen fans say at the stoning?

We will We will Rock you!

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

What did the amputee say to his mom when he learned to ride a bike?

Look ma, no hands!

What's the difference between an apple?

A bike because a vest has no sleeves.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

Why did a Chinese man ride a bike to the brothel?

To get laid.

What do you call a Mexican on a riding lawnmower?

Promoted.