Why shouldn't you throw a rock at a Mexican riding a bike?

Because that might be your bike

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What's the funniest type of Mexican food?

Fajitahahahas

What did the Mexican firefighter name his sons?

Jose and Hose B

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What happened when the lepers played poker?

One guy threw down his hand and another laughed his head off. This was my best friend's favorite joke when she was little apparently.

What is green and white, throws pig skin, and is the worst team in the NFL?

The Jets.

Rock Jokes More Rock Jokes

What's Sisyphus' least favourite type of music?

Rock and Roll.

How do you discipline your pet rock?

You hit rock bottom!

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

What do mormons and tweakers have in common?

They both ride bikes and are on a mission.

Why did the blonde run with the bike?

It was going too fast for her to get on.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

Why did Xzibit cross the road?

To get to the other Ride

Why do ghosts like to ride elevators?

It lifts their spirits.