Why shouldn't you throw a rock at a Mexican riding a bike?

Because that might be your bike

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why do Mexicans make burritos?

So they can unwrap something for Christmas!

What's the Mexican version of the Klan?

Qu Qu Qu

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What do you do when someone has an epileptic fit in the bathtub?

Throw in the laundry.

Why did I throw my phone out of my window?

Because I turned on airplane mode, and thought it would turn my Iphone into a plane...

Rock Jokes More Rock Jokes

What's a cats favourite alcoholic drink?

Whiskers on the rocks

What's the difference between rock and jazz?

Rock is playing three chords for a thousand people. Jazz is playing a thousand chords for three people.

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a bike and a poorly dressed man on a unicycle?

Attire.

Why can't the bike stand by itself?

Because it was two-tired.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What do you call a supernatural goose riding a bike seeking vengeance?

Goose Rider

What is the strongest animal?

A racehorse because it can take hundreds of people for a ride at once!