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What do you call a below average sized dog?

A sub woofer Yeah, I know I'm barking up the wrong sub reddit.

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What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas?

We don't know she hasn't opened her presents yet.

How does a poor man watch TV?

With binoculars. u know, he has to watch whatever the neighbours are watching.

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Why did they give a megaphone to the dog who couldn't climb a tree?

Because he couldn't bark

What did the dog say to the old tree?

Bark

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What do you call a below average sized dog?

A sub woofer Yeah, I know I'm barking up the wrong sub reddit.

Why does a dog on a U-boat have a deep bark?

Because he's a sub woofer.