What do you call a below average sized dog?

A sub woofer Yeah, I know I'm barking up the wrong sub reddit.

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What did the bee say to his wife?

No on knows. It's a Mister Bee.

Why the hell would I use turn signals?

I know where we're going.

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Why is a toothless dog like a tree?

It has more bark than bite.

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Why does a dog on a U-boat have a deep bark?

Because he's a sub woofer.

What do you call a dog underwater?

A sub woofer.