How do you address a monster?

Very politely.

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How many programmers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. We don't address hardware issues.

What did the mailman say when his Mail truck caught fire?

That he needed to address the situation

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What's the difference between a monster and a mouse?

A monster makes bigger holes in the skirting board.

What do you call a mouse that can pick up a monster?

Sir.