What type of clothing does a House wear?

Address.

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How many Apple Geniuses does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, we just swap out your whole house

What do you call an actor that has just paid off his house?

Mortgage Freeman

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What type of fruit is not allowed to get married?

Cantaloupe...

What type of missiles were used in the Movie Top Gun?

Tom" Cruise Missiles.

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How many programmers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. We don't address hardware issues.

What does a house wear?

Address!

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What is the cutest piece of clothing?

Cutie

What is a good way to describe a tailor that refuses to make clothing for nuns?

Non-habit forming