How many programmers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. We don't address hardware issues.

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How did the hipster burn his hand?

He was into lightbulbs before they were cool.

How many Super Saiyans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Find out next time on Dragon Ball Z!

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How many house flies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just the standard two, but I'll be damned if I know how they got in there.

How many elves does it take it screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but they have to be very small.

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How many programmers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. We don't address hardware issues.

How many programmers do you need to fix a light bulb?

None, it is a hardware issue!

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How do you address a Black Farmer?

Through his owner.

What's the suite number on that address?

8: It just says "Hashtag 301." Me: Before hashtags were born, those were called number signs.