How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Zero.

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How many art directors does it take to change a lightbulb?

Should it really be a lightbulb?

How many economists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know. They just keep going on and on about how the last one broke.

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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb and the other to kick the switch.

How many A.D.D. kids does it take to change a light bulb?

Look a squirrel!

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How many scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Significantly more than zero, *p* < .001.

How much Squidwards does it take to fix a lightbulb?

Zero, because none of them knows how to