How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a hardware problem.

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What does it mean when a chameleon cant change color?

Reptile - disfunction

How many recruits does it take to change a lightbulb?

Five. One to change the lightbulb and four road guards.

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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one. But it takes about 8-10 visits.

How many groupies does it take to change a light-bulb?

None, they all know someone that does it for them.

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Why did the programmer confuse Halloween with Christmas?

Because OCT 31 = DEC 25.

Why did the programmer get a job working with big data when his wife died?

He just needed a little bit of Clojure.

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How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a hardware problem.

How many I.T. guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. That's a hardware problem but have you tried turning it on and off again