Should it really be a lightbulb?
It doesn't matter, mine itches so bad it's on fire, providing plenty of light for everyone in the room!
Two. One to screw in the lightbulb and another to sing about all the good times they had with the lightbulb.
None They don't make Pampers small enough.
Just one. He holds up the light bulb, and the world revolves around him
Should it really be a lightbulb
