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How many Mormons does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ten. One to actually change the lightbulb and nine to bring refreshments

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many members of the NRA does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

More guns.

How many Brazilians does it take to change a lightbulb?

One Brazillion.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many architects does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one but he has to coordinate ten other professionals who are doing this quiet complicated task.

How many Amish people does it take to change a lightbulb?

A what?

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What's the worst type of vegetable to bring on a boat?

Grandpa.

What animals do you bring to bed?

Your calves.

Mormon Jokes More Mormon Jokes

How do you get a Mormon to not drink all of your beer on a fishing trip?

Bring two Mormons.

How do you get a Mormon to stop drinking all of your alcohol?

Invite two of them.