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How many Mormons does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ten. One to actually change the lightbulb and nine to bring refreshments

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How many Carpathians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, Vigo and see. (best read in Yanosh's voice)

How many Amish people does it take to change a lightbulb?

A what?

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Need to know ASAP.

How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but he has to have a nurse to tell him which end to screw in.

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How much longer?

Did you bring any snacks They want $5 for M&M's! I wanna go home Is it over yet - me watching my kids Christmas pageant

What can I bring to your party?

Friend: A six pack. does 10 crunches cancels

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What's the proper way to pronounce Mormon?

The second m is silent.

How many Mormons do you take fishing with you?

Two. If you only take one, he'll drink all your beer.