How many Mormons does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ten. One to actually change the lightbulb and nine to bring refreshments

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many Coldplay members does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one, but he has to see Radiohead do it first.

How many US Congressmen does it take to change a lightbulb?

Oh, please. Like they've ever changed anything that needed it.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many editors does it take to change a light bulb?

If we change the light bulb we'll have to change everything.

How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one provided there's a programmer around to explain how to do it.

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

Why should you always bring an iPhone to Mos Eisley Cantina?

Because droids can't get service.

What did the microbiologist bring to the art fair?

A cup of yogurt.

Mormon Jokes More Mormon Jokes

What is a Mormon's favorite movie?

Lord of the Rings

Why did the Mormon cross the road?

To get to the other bride!