How many Mormons does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ten. One to actually change the lightbulb and nine to bring refreshments

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How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but you have to get them in there first.

How many birds does it take to change a lightbulb?

Toucan

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How many Taureans does it take to change a lightbulb?

None: Taureans don't like to change anything.

How many kids with ADD does it take to change a lightbulb?

Let's go ride bikes!

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What brings no babies?

The Swallow.

Why did the Mexicans only bring 5000 people to the Alamo?

They only had two vans

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Why should you bring two Mormons with you when you go fishing?

Because if you only bring one, he'll drink all your beer.

Why do Mormon women stop having babies at 35?

Because 36 would be too many.