How many Mormons does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ten. One to actually change the lightbulb and nine to bring refreshments

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How many people with Alzheimer's did it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the other side.

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb?

More guns.

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How many tweekers does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on which method you try....

How many skateboarders does it take to change a lightbulb?

One...but it takes him 27 tries

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Why did the boy bring a ladder to chorus?

He wanted to sing higher!

What's that in the bag?

An AK-47." "No next to that." "A bag of cheetos." "You can't bring that into the movie."

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Why do Mormon women stop having babies at 35?

Because 36 would be too many.

What do you call a Mormon who switches religion?

A mormoff!