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Why should you always bring an iPhone to Mos Eisley Cantina?

Because droids can't get service.

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Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

Why should you bring two pairs of pants when you golf?

In case you get a hole-in-one (stolen from some girl at school)

What does Air bnb stand for?

Bring no blacks

I Phone Jokes More I Phone Jokes

What is the most common question asked by iPhone users?

Does anyone have a charger I could use

What's your cell phone?

IPhone. - No, I meant the number. - It's a 6. - No, to contact you. - I don't use it for that.

Droid Jokes More Droid Jokes

Why is the BB unit droid not hungry?

Because BB-8

What do you call a droid that takes the long way around?

R2 detour.

Service Jokes More Service Jokes

What's the difference between the armed forces and Comcast?

Nobody ever says "Thank you for your service" to the latter.

What service did Michael Jackson use to do his taxes?

Pay-To-File