Why should you always bring an iPhone to Mos Eisley Cantina?

Because droids can't get service.

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Why should you bring two pairs of pants when you golf?

In case you get a hole-in-one (stolen from some girl at school)

Why does Luigi bring an extra pair of overalls when he golfs?

In case he gets a hole-in-one

I Phone Jokes More I Phone Jokes

What has everyone been doing at Apple since the problems with the iPhone 6 started?

Looking for Jobs.

What's the difference between my Grandma and the FBI?

My Grandma can unlock an iphone.

Droid Jokes More Droid Jokes

What do you get when you teach Android grammar?

A droid

Why does the Empire use Apple?

Because they couldn't find the droid they were looking for

Service Jokes More Service Jokes

When Lil John goes to a hotel and they ask him if he wants turn down service, does he refuse?

That's all.

Which service do you require?

Me: Oh! Don't mind me, I was just cleaning cake off the touch screen.