Why should you always bring an iPhone to Mos Eisley Cantina?

Because droids can't get service.

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What do you get when hou bring a Greek and a Swede together?

Moose-saka

Why should you always bring charmander along when camping?

Because he's the fire starter.

I Phone Jokes More I Phone Jokes

Why did the iPhone 7 cross the road?

To buy another pair of AirPods.

What's the common thing between Mercedes and iphone 6?

Mercedes Benz...

Droid Jokes More Droid Jokes

Why does the Empire use Apple?

Because they couldn't find the droid they were looking for

What do you call a droid that takes the long way around?

R2 detour.

Service Jokes More Service Jokes

What's the difference between the armed forces and Comcast?

Nobody ever says "Thank you for your service" to the latter.

Why should you always bring an iPhone to Mos Eisley Cantina?

Because droids can't get service.