Why should you always bring an iPhone to Mos Eisley Cantina?

Because droids can't get service.

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What will santa bring your fish this Christmas?

A scale letrix!

What's the best kind of vegetable to bring to a party?

A turn up

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Why did the storm trooper return his iPhone?

Because it wasn't the droid he was looking for!

Why is Rose sad?

Because there is no Jack in iPhone 7.

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Why should you always bring an iPhone to Mos Eisley Cantina?

Because droids can't get service.

What do you call a droid that takes the long way around?

R2 detour.

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Which service do you require?

Me: Oh! Don't mind me, I was just cleaning cake off the touch screen.

Why do people tip cows?

Their service isn't even that good.