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Why should you always bring an iPhone to Mos Eisley Cantina?

Because droids can't get service.

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Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

What's the best kind of vegetable to bring to a party?

A turn up

Why do saunas remind some people of blonde's?

Because they're both steaming and wet when you enter and they don't mind if you bring friends.

I Phone Jokes More I Phone Jokes

What's going to be thinner than the IPhone 8?

Apples ideas.

What's 6" long, bent to the left, and in the front of my pants??

My iPhone 6.

Droid Jokes More Droid Jokes

What do you call a droid that always takes the longest route?

R2 Detour.

Why did the storm trooper return his iPhone?

Because it wasn't the droid he was looking for!

Service Jokes More Service Jokes

Why do volleyball player want to join the armed forces?

For the chance to gain some experience in the service.

What did the burglar say to the lady who caught him stealing her silver?

I'm at your service ma'am.