Why should you always bring an iPhone to Mos Eisley Cantina?

Because droids can't get service.

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What excuse does an Ape give for abducting a pretty girl?

I can't help it - she brings out the beast in me!

How do parents in Africa celebrate their kid's first birthday?

They bring flowers to his grave.

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Why are you letting people touch your new born?

I don't let people touch my new iPhone

Why is Rose sad?

Because there is no Jack in iPhone 7.

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What do you call a droid who's never on time?

BB-L8

What do you call a droid that always takes the longest route?

R2 Detour.

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Why did the hacker start selling his services?

So he could make his 4Chan.

Which service do you require?

Me: Oh! Don't mind me, I was just cleaning cake off the touch screen.