To buy another pair of AirPods.
Don't do it, man, you'll never hear the end of it!
There was a traffic jam.
Swimming trunks
It doesn't matter.
Because he believed that all proper tea was theft.
At the army surplice store.
Apple Sauce
Because she's dead.
They said, "baby you'd look good if you got a pair of skinny genes"
Just in case he gets a hole in one!