Why did the iPhone 7 cross the road?

To buy another pair of AirPods.

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What's the longest you've ever stared at your phone without glancing up to look at the road while driving?

For me it's three weeks.

Why didn't the boxer cross the road?

He didn't want to be part of a bad punch line.

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What to you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?

An animal that tells you everything that it remembers!

What do you get when you cross a bumble bee with a rabbit?

A honey bunny.

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What did the mama pig say when junior pig bought a basket of wormy apples?

Don't tell the farmer. He might charge us extra.

Why did Karl Marx always buy cheap tea?

Because he believed that all proper tea was theft.

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What has everyone been doing at Apple since the problems with the iPhone 6 started?

Looking for Jobs.

What do you get when you shove an iPhone into a blender?

Apple Sauce

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What's better than winning gold in the Paralympics?

Having a pair of legs...... I know, I know, I'm going to hell

Why does Tiger Woods bring two pair of pants during a golf game?

Its in case he gets a hole-in-one.