Why did the iPhone 7 cross the road?

To buy another pair of AirPods.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because it was too chicken!

Why did the blonde cross the road?

I don't know. Neither did she!

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What do you get if you cross a wireless with a hairdresser?

Radio waves!

What do you get it you cross a porcupine with a giraffe?

A long necked toothbrush.

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Why did Snoop Dogg buy an umbrella?

Fo drizzle

Why did the cowboy buy a wiener dog?

So he could "get a long little doggy".

I Phone Jokes More I Phone Jokes

What's considered an homemade gift in China?

An IPhone.

What's the similarity between iPhone 7 and my girlfriend?

They both let me stick it in only one place.

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

Why did the suspenders get arrested?

Because they held up a pair of pants.

What do you call two Filipino pilots?

A pair of pliers