Why did the iPhone 7 cross the road?

To buy another pair of AirPods.

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Why was the chicken afraid to cross the road?

Because it's a chicken.

Why did the calf cross the road?

To get to the udder side

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Why did the toilet paper stop crossing the road?

It got stuck in a crack.

What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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Why did the storm trooper buy an iPhone?

Because he couldn't find the Droid he was looking for.

Why do butchers avoid buying cattle from Colorado?

Because the steaks are too high.

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What did Apply say to the iPhone 7?

Hit the road, Jack.

What's the common thing between Mercedes and iphone 6?

Mercedes Benz...

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What do you call two doctors with the same career?

Pair of medics.

How did the Romans split up their empire?

With a pair of Caesars. (Thanks)