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Why did the iPhone 7 cross the road?

To buy another pair of AirPods.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the atoms cross the road?

It was time to split.

Why did the Muslim cross the road?

To get to the bigger crowd

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did Anthony Kiedis cross the road?

To get to the Otherside.

Why did the chicken?

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road naked A: Because chickens don't wear clothes.

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Why did the poor art collector only buy miniature paintings?

He wanted more Monet in his wallet.

What's the most emotional computer you can buy?

A Dell.

I Phone Jokes More I Phone Jokes

Why is the iPhone 6 the coolest smart phone around?

Carry it around in your pocket for a while and it'll be on every selfie you take.

What's 6" long, bent to the left, and in the front of my pants??

My iPhone 6.

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

Why did a pair of tomatoes play footsie?

To-mate-toes!

I dropped a pear in my car this morning.

You should drop another one, then you would have a pair.