What's the longest you've ever stared at your phone without glancing up to look at the road while driving?

For me it's three weeks.

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What's the longest you've ever stared at your phone without glancing up to look at the road while driving?

For me it's three weeks.

What are you doing, creep?

She says. He glances up, smiles, and says "Calm down. I'm just trying to get a Pikachu."