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What's the longest you've ever stared at your phone without glancing up to look at the road while driving?

For me it's three weeks.

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What is the term for a group of Canadians?

Is it "an apology" "Oh look, there goes an apology of Canadians"

Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?

Because from a distance, they looked like hare.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why do all travelers use the road to get to Jordans most popular destination?

Because they're all Petra-flied of using the air!

Why did the mafia cross the road?

Hey forget about it

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why can't Michael Jackson drive backwards in a car?

Cause he's dead.

What is six inches long has a bald head and drives every woman crazy?

100$ bill

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

How do you know a shirt has phoned you?

Collar ID

How many photos of Kanye West do you suppose Kanye West has on his phone?

More than 1,000

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

What's the difference between the jokes I read today, and the jokes I read last week?

The posters

How the hell would she know?

We only met last week!

Stare Jokes More Stare Jokes

What's the longest you've ever stared at your phone without glancing up to look at the road while driving?

For me it's three weeks.

What is something that basically stops when you stare at it, but flys by when you dont?

There are two answere: Time and Boo (from Mario games). Just made this joke up what do you guys think

Glance Jokes More Glance Jokes

What's the longest you've ever stared at your phone without glancing up to look at the road while driving?

For me it's three weeks.

How can you tell when a white guy is about to tell a joke?

He glances over his shoulder.