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What's the longest you've ever stared at your phone without glancing up to look at the road while driving?

For me it's three weeks.

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What is the Fonz looking forward to the most in the future?

The iPhone Ayyyye-t

What did the Pencile say to the other pencil?

What did the pencile say to the other pencil the answer is........... Your Looking Sharp

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the terrorist cross the road?

To send people to the other side.

Why did the doggy cross the road?

To get to the bone! Q:Why did the bone cross the road A: To get away!

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What kind of a car does a crazy man drive?

A LOCOmotive.

Who me?

Ohhh, I'm just driving around town, painting "free candy" on the side of creepy looking vans.

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

Why did the phone keep walking into the wall?

It lost its contacts.

How do you get a Samsung owner to throw their phone out the window?

End your text with "this message will self destruct in 10 seconds"

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

Which day of the week do ghosts like best?

Moandays.

Where should you take your cat, if it somehow loses its tail?

Walmart, they're the world's biggest retailer. Thank you. I'll be here all week.

Stare Jokes More Stare Jokes

What do mathematicians get if they stare at the roots of negative numbers for too long?

Square eyes

What does Ellen Pao have in common with the girl's mom from 'The Sixth Sense'?

The both have no idea why everyone stopped talking and just stared at her.

Glance Jokes More Glance Jokes

How can you tell when a white guy is about to tell a joke?

He glances over his shoulder.

What's the longest you've ever stared at your phone without glancing up to look at the road while driving?

For me it's three weeks.