What's the longest you've ever stared at your phone without glancing up to look at the road while driving?

For me it's three weeks.

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What does a blonde see when she looks into a box of cheerios?

A. Donut seeds.

What's red and looks like a bucket?

A red bucket.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

Because chickens didn't exist yet.

Why did the nihilist cross the road?

It doesn't matter.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Whats the best place to drive to in Iowa?

The Middle. That way, you're always driving out of Iowa.

What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?

I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

What does a highlighter say when it answers the phone?

Yello?

Why hasn't a phone that charges itself just by scrolling the screen ever been invented?

What are our scientists doing

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

Why is Friday the best day of the week?

Its the 5/7 day of the week

What day of the week did the 1st calendar day ever fall on?

Do the math! Me: Seriously! It's 2AM and I'm leading a meeting tomorrow

Stare Jokes More Stare Jokes

How does a flight of steps check out a woman?

It stares.

What do you call a chicken staring intently at a piece of lettuce?

A chicken ceaser salad.

Glance Jokes More Glance Jokes

How can you tell when a white guy is about to tell a joke?

He glances over his shoulder.

What's the longest you've ever stared at your phone without glancing up to look at the road while driving?

For me it's three weeks.