What's the longest you've ever stared at your phone without glancing up to look at the road while driving?

For me it's three weeks.

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What did one sheep say to the other?

Hey look, we have the same IPhone case

How do you spot a sumo at a feminist rally?

Look for the one with shaved legs....

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

How did the frog cross the road when a truck was coming?

SPLAT!!! He didn't.

Why are fire engines red?

You would be too if you were running down the road with your hose hanging out!

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What drives the hype train?

The hyper drive.

Who drives away all his customers?

A taxi driver.

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

How can you tell if someone who's just had a perm is on the phone?

You get a frizzy signal!

Whose bad idea was it to text him a 4th time just in case his phone was being weird?

Tequila, I'm looking at you.

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

What do you call some who is afraid of Santa?

Clausetrophobic. I'm here all week.

What do you call orange juice that looks like apple juice, but tastes like orange juice?

Juice Jenner. I'll be here all week

Stare Jokes More Stare Jokes

What do you do if the Ocean stares at you?

Sea it and Wave

Why do men stare at a woman's breasts?

To prove they can focus on two things at once.

Glance Jokes More Glance Jokes

What's the longest you've ever stared at your phone without glancing up to look at the road while driving?

For me it's three weeks.

How can you tell when a white guy is about to tell a joke?

He glances over his shoulder.