How long does it take King Zora to move out of your way?

A week, a week, a week, a week, a week, a week.

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How does an elephant get out of a small car?

The same way that he got in!

What's the difference between a dead bagpiper in the road and a dead country singer in the road?

A. The country singer may have been on the way to a recording session.

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Which day of the week do ghosts like best?

Moandays.

Why did Clemson choose orange as its team color?

So they could play football on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up garbage the rest of the week.