What happened when the joker dropped an elephant carrying a ten ton weight on Batman and Robin?

They became flatman and ribbon. has left the building.

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when two oxen bump into each other?

You have an oxident.

Why did you leave your last job?

I had a typo in a tweet. "Mistakes happen!" -I worked for Yahoo Finance. "Thanks for coming in. Bye"

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What happened when the Pillsbury Doughboy's girlfriend was left out too long?

He had a stalemate.

Why were the ancient Greeks considered so brave on the battlefield?

They didn't want to leave their brothers behind.

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

Why did the bees build the hive?

It's in their beehavior.

Why did the console peasants walk across the road?

To render the building on the other side.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What did the buffalo say when dropping off his son at college?

Bison.

Why did the college student change his major from Biology to Physics after his first exam?

He needed to see if how fast his grade dropped broke any laws of physics.

Batman Jokes More Batman Jokes

What superhero would a (insert stereotype here) man be?

Batman. Why Because he can't go out at night without Robin!

What does Sodium and Batman have in common?

NaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNa BATMAN i'll just see myself out....

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why do elephants have big flat feet?

To stamp out flaming ducks.

How do you get an elephant across the freeway?

Take the "F" out of "free" and the "F" out "way".... (there's no effin' way)

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

Why Arent You Taking Me With You To Bangkok?

Husband: Because Nobody Carries A Tiffin To A Restaurant. "If U Didn't Get It Go Watch Pogo":p

What does a shopping cart and a wheelchair have in common?

They both can be used to carry vegetables....

Robin Jokes More Robin Jokes

What's in common between Batman and a black guy?

They can't go into a store without Robin

What if it's daytime?

Batman: *glares at Robin* Gordon: Yeah, what if it- Batman: *smoke bomb*

Ton Jokes More Ton Jokes

What is heavy forward but not backward?

Ton

How much does wonton soup weigh?

One ton, but I don't know anyone that'd wantonly order it.

Joker Jokes More Joker Jokes

Where did the Joker prank Batman?

Got 'Em City.

What Do the Joker and 60,000,000 people have in common?

They just wanna watch the world burn

Flatman Jokes More Flatman Jokes

What do you get if a huge hairy monster steps on Batman and Robin?

Flatman and Ribbon!

What do you call a superhero-duo run over by a steam roller?

Flatman and Ribbon.

Ribbon Jokes More Ribbon Jokes

What do you call Batman and Robin after they got run over by a steamroller?

Flatman and Ribbon

What do you call The Dynamic Duo after they got hit by a steamroller?

Flatman and Ribbon