March Madness Sale - 25% Off

What happened when the joker dropped an elephant carrying a ten ton weight on Batman and Robin?

They became flatman and ribbon. has left the building.

Previous Random Joke Next
Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens if Ramsay Bolton met Samwell Tarly's girlfriend?

Gilly suit

What happened when Billy Mays's ghost floated into the rave?

Everyone started partying like it was $19.99.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why did the leper crash his car?

He left his foot on the accelerator.

What do sound engineers say when they leave?

Audios

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

Why is it so hard to build a blonde snowman?

Because you have to hollow out the head.

Why did you burn that building down?

Me: Because they keep sending emails after unsubscribing. Cop: You're free to go.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What do potheads do when they see a fire?

Stop, drop, and roll

What do you do when you drop your favorite ska record?

PICK IT UP, PICK IT UP, PICK IT UP, PICK IT UP!

Batman Jokes More Batman Jokes

What happens when the Batman sees Catwoman?

The Dark Knight Rises.

How does Batman order his iced water?

Can I get that..Just ice

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why do elephants jump across rivers?

So they won't step on the fish.

What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter?

An irrelephant.

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

What does a skeleton use to carry his bones?

A CART-ilage

What does a shopping cart and a wheelchair have in common?

They both can be used to carry vegetables....

Robin Jokes More Robin Jokes

Why did Batman climb the tree?

He was looking for Robin's nest.

What happened when the joker dropped an elephant carrying a ten ton weight on Batman and Robin?

They became flatman and ribbon. has left the building.

Ton Jokes More Ton Jokes

What is heavy forwards but not backwards?

A ton.

What's the heaviest soup?

One ton soup.

Joker Jokes More Joker Jokes

What Do the Joker and 60,000,000 people have in common?

They just wanna watch the world burn

What did the anti-joker say to the joker?

I'm Batman.

Flatman Jokes More Flatman Jokes

What do you call The Dynamic Duo after they got hit by a steamroller?

Flatman and Ribbon

What to you call Batman and Robin after they've been run over by a car?

Flatman and Ribbon

Ribbon Jokes More Ribbon Jokes

What do you call a superhero-duo run over by a steam roller?

Flatman and Ribbon.

What do you call Batman and Robin after they got run over by a steamroller?

Flatman and Ribbon