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What happened when the joker dropped an elephant carrying a ten ton weight on Batman and Robin?

They became flatman and ribbon. has left the building.

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened to wendy on her way to neverland?

She peed her pants (read out loud)

What happens when you see two twin sister witches?

You don't know which witch is which!

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What do the NFL and Jail have in common?

You go in as a Tight End and leave as a Wide Receiver.

Why are riddles about trees so hard?

Because they always leave you stumped!

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

What do Reddit and building a mile long fence have in common?

Post...repost.....repost....repost...repost...

When does a black person goes to school?

When it's being built!

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone?

He got hit by a bus!

What do you get when you drop an egg off the Empire State Building?

New Yolk

Batman Jokes More Batman Jokes

What is it called when Batman abandons Gotham city?

Christian Bale.

What is Batman's least favorite TV channel?

The Family Channel.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why do ducks have flat feet?

So they can stamp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? So they can stamp out flaming ducks.

Why did the elephant paint his toenails red?

So he could hide in the cherry tree!

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

Why do people carry around umbrellas?

Because they can't carry themselves

Why should you always carry a knife around?

Because sharp wits won't always give you the edge.

Robin Jokes More Robin Jokes

What did Bowie say before he died?

Robin, is that you

How is Batman different from a black man?

Batman can go in a store without Robin.

Ton Jokes More Ton Jokes

What's the heaviest soup?

One ton soup.

What is heavy forward but not backward?

Ton

Joker Jokes More Joker Jokes

What did the anti-joker say to the joker?

I'm Batman.

Where did the Joker prank Batman?

Got 'Em City.

Flatman Jokes More Flatman Jokes

What do you call The Dynamic Duo after they got hit by a steamroller?

Flatman and Ribbon

What to you call Batman and Robin after they've been run over by a car?

Flatman and Ribbon

Ribbon Jokes More Ribbon Jokes

What do you call The Dynamic Duo after they got hit by a steamroller?

Flatman and Ribbon

What do you call Batman and Robin after they got run over by a steamroller?

Flatman and Ribbon