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What happened when Smokey the Bear started the forest fire?

He got arrested just like you would've.

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What happened when the two angels got married?

They lived harpily ever after!

How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.

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What are your strengths?

I'm an optimist and a positive thinker." "Give me an example" "When do I start "

How many tickles... How many tickles before a squid starts to laugh?

Ten tickles

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What do you call a bee that was born in the USA?

USB

What did the bear say to her date?

I'll be down in a minute I'm bearly dressed

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Why couldn't the pirate get into the movie?

Because he was arrested for pirating movies since it's illegal!

Which wiki do dyslexic pastry chefs claim to be trying to visit before getting arrested?

Www.filopedia.org

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Why did the campfire turn into a forest fire?

It wanted to get off its ash.

Why do ducks have flat webbed feet?

To stomp out forest fires.