What happened when Smokey the Bear started the forest fire?

He got arrested just like you would've.

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What happens if you violate Reddit's content policy?

Removed

What happens once in a minute and twice in a moment but never in a decade?

The letter "m."

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How do black people die from a drive by?

Everytime someone screams "get down! " they stand up and start dancing!

How Do You Get Stoned in Ancient Rome?

Start shouting Jehovah.

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What do you call bears without ears?

B.

What time of day was Adam born?

Just a little before Eve

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Why was the man arrested at the farmers' market?

He was caught taking a leek.

What was the demon arrested for?

Possession.

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Why do ducks have webbed feet?

To stamp out forest fires!

Why do frogs have webbed feet?

To stamp out forest fires!