What happened when Smokey the Bear started the forest fire?

He got arrested just like you would've.

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What happened to all the funny chemistry puns?

They Argon...

What happened when electricity was first discovered?

Fred: Someone got a nasty shock.

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How do I know you're not a cop -If I was a cop would I do this?

Starts breakdancing* Thats not as much proof as you think it is

How do you get two whales in a car?

Start in England and drive West.

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Why does Jesus always leave a door open for you?

Because he was born in a barn.

What did the large furry mammal say when the salamander who kept asking for favors went too far?

I can't bear it! You axolotl of me this time!

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Why did the demon get arrested?

Posession

What is it called when you are arrested for drunk driving and you extremely regret it?

DU-WHY!

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What happened when Smokey the Bear started the forest fire?

He got arrested just like you would've.

Why do ducks have big flat feet?

To stamp out forest fires.