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What happened when Smokey the Bear started the forest fire?

He got arrested just like you would've.

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Hint* it starts with P and ends with S. Pens! :D... wait what were YOU THINKING!!!

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Bear claaaaaarrrrrwwwwwwss!!!

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Walk-a Walk-a

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Because its leaves rustled.

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What did he do?!? (My 6yo upon seeing a police dog sitting in the back of a police car.)

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Why do ducks have webbed feet?

To stamp out forest fires!

What happened when Smokey the Bear started the forest fire?

He got arrested just like you would've.