What happened when Smokey the Bear started the forest fire?

He got arrested just like you would've.

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What happens when you mix human DNA with goat DNA?

You get kicked out of the petting zoo.

What happens if you game so much you forget to brush your teeth?

You get Halo-tosis.

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Why did Sweden start painting barcodes on the sides of their battleships?

So they could Scandinavian.

What did Mario say to Yoshi when he started climbing the Cherry tree?

X-post r/landscaping) Yoshino!!!

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How are baby androids born?

From their mother's computerus.

What's Leonardo DiCaprio's least favorite dessert?

Bear claaaaaarrrrrwwwwwwss!!!

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Why couldn't the police arrest the drug dealer?

Because the evidence was under their noses (They sniffed the cocaine)

What happened to the pie dish that got arrested?

He was foiled.

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Why did the campfire turn into a forest fire?

It wanted to get off its ash.

Why do ducks have big flat feet?

To stamp out forest fires.