What happened when Smokey the Bear started the forest fire?

He got arrested just like you would've.

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What happened after the man borrowed a sad movie from his friend?

He lost it.

What happens when you cross a fly and a mountain climber?

Trick question, you can't cross a vector and a scalar.

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I started a new business making yachts in my attic this year...

The sails are going through the roof.

What word starts with F and ends in uck?

Firetruck. The answer is Firetruck.

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Why are you letting people touch your new born?

I don't let people touch my new iPhone

How do you get a job with Apple?

Be born in China.

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Why did the felon have so much energy?

He was well arrested!

What if the Government invented cheese to distract us from reality?

Gets arrested*

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Why do ducks have webbed feet?

To stamp out forest fires!

Why do ducks have big flat feet?

To stamp out forest fires.