What happened when Smokey the Bear started the forest fire?

He got arrested just like you would've.

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What happens when everything's coming your way?

Instructor: You're in the wrong lane.

What happens if you sing country music backwards?

You get your job and your wife back.

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What do your call a fish who starts a drug empire?

A scarfish

How do fish go into business?

The start on a small scale!

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What kind of bears don't have teeth?

Gummi bears.)

What do you call children born of ginger people?

Ginger-bred

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Why was the pirate arrested for polygamy?

He kept on and on about his mateys.

Why did you arrest that doctor?

Officer: He was trying to take someone's pulse.

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Why do ducks have flat webbed feet?

To stomp out forest fires.

Why do ducks have webbed feet?

To stamp out forest fires!