Why do ducks have big flat feet?

To stamp out forest fires.

Previous Random Joke Next

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What do you get when you cross a duck and a cat?

A Chinese restaurant's newest entree!

Why does Darkwing Duck wear a mask?

You are a duck. No one could identify you without describing every other duck on earth.

Stamp Jokes More Stamp Jokes

What is the difference between a baby and a stamp?

I don't have a stamp collection.

What did they stamp on the Asian baby as he came out of his mother's womb?

Made in Va-China.

Forest Fire Jokes More Forest Fire Jokes

Why do frogs have webbed feet?

To stamp out forest fires!

Why do ducks have flat webbed feet?

To stomp out forest fires.

Big Flat Foot Jokes More Big Flat Foot Jokes

Why do ducks have big flat feet?

To stamp out forest fires.

Why do elephants have big flat feet?

To stamp out flaming ducks.