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Why do ducks have big flat feet?

To stamp out forest fires.

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Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

Why can't ducks tell jokes when they fly?

Cause they would quack up.

What do you call joke told by a duck?

A wise quack.

Stamp Jokes More Stamp Jokes

Why did the mother cat put stamps on her kittens?

Because she wanted to mail a litter.

How can you tell when a fax has been sent by a blonde?

When there's a stamp on it.

Forest Fire Jokes More Forest Fire Jokes

Why do frogs have webbed feet?

To stamp out forest fires!

Why do ducks have big flat feet?

To stamp out forest fires.

Big Flat Foot Jokes More Big Flat Foot Jokes

Why do elephants have big flat feet?

To stamp out flaming ducks.

Why do ducks have big flat feet?

To stamp out forest fires.