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Why do ducks have big flat feet?

To stamp out forest fires.

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Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

Why did the duck get arrested?

Because he was smoking quack!

What do you call a duck that gets all A's?

A wise quacker.

Stamp Jokes More Stamp Jokes

What goes around the world yet stays in the corner?

Stamp

Why don't you stamp e-mails?

Because your foot would go right through the computer screen!

Forest Fire Jokes More Forest Fire Jokes

Why do ducks have flat webbed feet?

To stomp out forest fires.

Why do ducks have big flat feet?

To stamp out forest fires.

Big Flat Foot Jokes More Big Flat Foot Jokes

Why do ducks have big flat feet?

To stamp out forest fires.

Why do elephants have big flat feet?

To stamp out flaming ducks.