Why do ducks have big flat feet?

To stamp out forest fires.

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What was the only thing missing from phil hughes' last innings?

A duck

Why do ducks have flat webbed feet?

To stomp out forest fires.

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What is the difference between a baby and a stamp?

I don't have a stamp collection.

Why do frogs have webbed feet?

To stamp out forest fires!

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Why did the campfire turn into a forest fire?

It wanted to get off its ash.

What happened when Smokey the Bear started the forest fire?

He got arrested just like you would've.

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Why do elephants have big flat feet?

To stamp out flaming ducks.

Why do ducks have big flat feet?

To stamp out forest fires.