Why do ducks have big flat feet?

To stamp out forest fires.

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Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What do you call a duck addicted to crack?

A quack head. What is a ducks favorite snack Quackers. Why couldn't the duck drive his car His windshield was quacked.

What do you call an appetizer made with duck?

Pregame.

Stamp Jokes More Stamp Jokes

What did the stamp say to the envelope?

Stick with me man... We'll go places. Peace. Hmath out.

Why couldn't prehistoric man send birthday cards?

The stamps kept falling off the rocks!

Forest Fire Jokes More Forest Fire Jokes

Why do ducks have big flat feet?

To stamp out forest fires.

Why do frogs have webbed feet?

To stamp out forest fires!

Big Flat Foot Jokes More Big Flat Foot Jokes

Why do ducks have big flat feet?

To stamp out forest fires.

Why do elephants have big flat feet?

To stamp out flaming ducks.