Stick it in microwave and turn it on until it's Bill Withers.
You: You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Person getting told joke: What about the jar of glue? You: I knew you'd get stuck there
Easy, they stick out like a sore bum!
A baby with a javellin through its head.
Have a pirate cook it...they always add an "arrr"...
Because he was using fowl language!
Because the farther it flies, the fewer.
She puts in in the microwave.
Microwave
It's Bill Withers.
