How do you turn a duck into a popular soul singer?

Stick it in microwave and turn it on until it's Bill Withers.

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What did the maggot say to his friend when he got stuck in an apple?

Worm your way out of that one!

What do you call something brown and sticky?

A stick.

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What do you call a special needs sheep that got turned into a blanket?

A down comforter.

Why was Cinderella able to surf the web?

Because he footman turned into a mouse.

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How do you know if a Polak is there?

He's the one with a duck.

When ducks fly in a V, why is one side of the V longer than the other?

There are more ducks on that side.

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What do you see when you go to the tiny beach?

Microwaves.

Why dont applebees employees wear watches?

Cuz theres a clock on the microwave

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How do you turn a duck into a R&ampB Soul artist?

Put it in the oven until it's Bill Withers.

How do you turn a duck into a R&B Soul artist?

Put it in the oven until it's Bill Withers.