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How do you keep a blonde busy?

Write "Please turn over" on both sides of a page and hand it to her.

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

Why did the tomato turn red?

Because it saw the salad dressing

What are we going to do?

The other replied "Quick turn the car into a side street."

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What do you get when you have two balls in your hand?

A man's undivided attention!

How do you ask a priest to hand you the spaghetti?

Pasta pasta, pasta.

Side Jokes More Side Jokes

Why did the chicken double-cross the road?

To change sides.

How do you keep a blonde busy?

Write "Please turn over" on both sides of a page and hand it to her.

Page Jokes More Page Jokes

How many tries does it take to get to the front page?

A LOT.

What happened when the joke about terrorists got to the front page?

It blew up

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

What did the writing utensil take for his high sugar level?

Pencil-in.

What do you call it when a video game character gets hair on his body?

Q*berty. (my kids wrote this!)

Blonde Busy Jokes More Blonde Busy Jokes

How do you keep a blonde busy?

Write "Please turn over" on both sides of a page and hand it to her.

How do you keep a blonde busy for years?

Tell her to count the stairs on an escalator.