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How do you keep a blonde busy?

Write "Please turn over" on both sides of a page and hand it to her.

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What's the difference between my ex and my toaster?

It only takes 120 volts to turn on my toaster.

What happens when your favorite team wins the World Cup?

You turn off your playstation.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

How did Kim Kardashian get her hands on Liberace's bath robe?

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in a circle?

Nail it's other hand to the floor.

Side Jokes More Side Jokes

Why did Bernie Sanders cross the road?

He didn't, he was distributed evenly on both sides. Bernie supporters, please don't downvote me to hell, it's just a joke

How many sides does a Pentagon have?

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams.

Page Jokes More Page Jokes

How did the hipster make it to the front page?

He did it before it was cool

Why did the introduction and the conclusion break up?

They were just never on the same page...

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

What's yellow and writes?

A ball point banana!

What does toilet paper and office paper have in common?

You can write on both of them with a No. 2

Blonde Busy Jokes More Blonde Busy Jokes

How do you keep a blonde busy for years?

Tell her to count the stairs on an escalator.

How do you keep a blonde busy?

Write "Please turn over" on both sides of a page and hand it to her.