How do you keep a blonde busy?

Write "Please turn over" on both sides of a page and hand it to her.

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

Why is it called xbox one?

Because when you see it, you turn one degree and walk away.

What do Jay Leno and Payton Manning have in common?

They both know when it's time to turn things over.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What do you call a sentinel with three hands?

A watchman.

Why should you keep a broken clock?

It's just nice having an extra set of hands around.

Side Jokes More Side Jokes

How can you tell that the stage is level?

The drummer is drooling out of sides of his mouth.

What does it mean when an accountant is drooling out of both sides of his mouth?

His desk is level

Page Jokes More Page Jokes

How many copies can you make of a page without a copying machine?

Xero.

How do you keep a blonde busy?

Write "Please turn over" on both sides of a page and hand it to her.

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

What did the valley girl say when her pen ran out of ink?

I LITERALLY CAN'T EVEN WRITE NOW

What's a hotdog's best subject in school?

History. Because history has always been written by wieners.

Blonde Busy Jokes More Blonde Busy Jokes

How do you keep a blonde busy?

Write "Please turn over" on both sides of a page and hand it to her.

How do you keep a blonde busy for years?

Tell her to count the stairs on an escalator.