How do you keep a blonde busy?

Write "Please turn over" on both sides of a page and hand it to her.

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What is the best way to get to Paradise?

A. Turn right and go straight.

What do you get if you turn an evil laugh backwards?

A laughing cow..

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How do you ask a priest to hand you the spaghetti?

Pasta pasta, pasta.

What do you call a God unfit for the times at hand?

O Cristor Redundant

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What side of the American flag are the stars on?

Both sides. Came from my FIL on this Memorial Day.

How does one cook toilet paper?

Simple - brown it on both sides then throw it into the pot.

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How many copies can you make of a page without a copying machine?

Xero.

How do you get to the front page of reddit?

Lack of originality

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Why did Matthew Arnold go swimming before writing Dover Beach?

Before writing the poem, he felt he had to do some sole-searching.

What did Eric Clapton do after he wrote Tears in Heaven?

Threw his baby out the window.

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How do you keep a blonde busy?

Write "Please turn over" on both sides of a page and hand it to her.

How do you keep a blonde busy for years?

Tell her to count the stairs on an escalator.