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How do you keep a blonde busy?

Write "Please turn over" on both sides of a page and hand it to her.

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

Why did the Canadian DJ turn down a gig at a local gym?

Because why MC, eh

What do the Dallas Cowboys do when they win the Superbowl?

Turn off their Nintendo and go to bed.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

How does Kris Kringle clean his hands?

Santatizer

What do you call a sentinel with three hands?

A watchman.

Side Jokes More Side Jokes

How many sides does a Pentagon have?

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams.

What does it mean when an accountant is drooling out of both sides of his mouth?

His desk is level

Page Jokes More Page Jokes

What's the best way to get to the front page?

Post good stuff. Please up vote To FP!

How do you get to the front page of reddit?

Lack of originality

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

Why do Communists only write in lowercase?

Because they hate Capitalism.

What does a Obstetrician and a well written joke have in common?

They deliver

Blonde Busy Jokes More Blonde Busy Jokes

How do you keep a blonde busy for years?

Tell her to count the stairs on an escalator.

How do you keep a blonde busy?

Write "Please turn over" on both sides of a page and hand it to her.