How do you keep a blonde busy?

Write "Please turn over" on both sides of a page and hand it to her.

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What did the house turn into on the night of the full moon?

A Warehouse.

Why does everyone hate me?

I texted with the clicky keyboard sound turned on.

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What do you give a kid with no hands for Christmas?

Doesnt matter, he'll never unwrap the gift

How are you feeling Grandpa?

Grandpa: Oh you know with my hands mostly.

Side Jokes More Side Jokes

Why did the chicken double-cross the road?

To change sides.

What side of the American flag are the stars on?

Both sides. Came from my FIL on this Memorial Day.

Page Jokes More Page Jokes

How many copies can you make of a page without a copying machine?

Xero.

What happened when the joke about terrorists got to the front page?

It blew up

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

What was the first joke ever written?

Ugh, Ugh Ugh? Uggh!

Why couldn't the blonde write the number ELEVEN?

Because she didn't know which one came first!

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How do you keep a blonde busy for years?

Tell her to count the stairs on an escalator.

How do you keep a blonde busy?

Write "Please turn over" on both sides of a page and hand it to her.