How do you keep a blonde busy?

Write "Please turn over" on both sides of a page and hand it to her.

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How many IT support techs does it take to change a lightbulb?

Have you tried turning the light off and back on?

Why do sandwiches never have kids?

Because they always turn out in-bread.

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Why were the bakers hands brown?

Because he kneeded a poo

What happens when you goose a ghost?

You get a hand full of sheet. (Joke from my mom)

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How do you keep a blonde busy?

Write "Please turn over" on both sides of a page and hand it to her.

Why do older polygons make sure their sides all stay an equal length?

It keeps you regular.

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What's the best place to hide a boy?

Page two of Google

What's the best way to break up with your girlfriend?

On the front page of reddit.

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What type of writing is the most profitable?

A ransom note.

What did Nietzsche tell his editor when he finished writing Thus Spoke Zarathustra?

It's over, man.

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How do you keep a blonde busy for years?

Tell her to count the stairs on an escalator.

How do you keep a blonde busy?

Write "Please turn over" on both sides of a page and hand it to her.