April Sale - 20% Off

How many IT support techs does it take to change a lightbulb?

Have you tried turning the light off and back on?

Previous Random Joke Next
Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many chicken eggs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Literally dozens.

How many catholics does it take to change a lightbulb?

CHANGE!

Light Jokes More Light Jokes

Where does light go to jail?

Prism

What's the main difference between light and hard?

I can go to sleep with a light on

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

Why did you stop your car get out and yell "coward" at the traffic signal?

Motorist: The light just turned yellow.

What do Jay Leno and Payton Manning have in common?

They both know when it's time to turn things over.

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

What do call it when actor Charles Dance tries to flirt?

Dance moves.

What did the Israelite say to the American when offering him a drink?

Here, try this, Israeli refreshing!

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many Apple executives does it take to change a light bulb?

They dont. They turn it into the hype of the new generation.

How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

We can see no need for uninstallation and have therefore made no provision for light bulbs to be removed.

Support Jokes More Support Jokes

How are a hobo and a balloon alike?

Both are without visible means of support. (My son found that in a children's joke book)

What did the left breast say to the right breast?

We better get some support soon or everyone'll think we're nuts

Tech Jokes More Tech Jokes

How many IT support techs does it take to change a lightbulb?

Have you tried turning the light off and back on?

How many IT techs does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ticket closed: Forwarded to facilities.