How many IT professionals does it take to change a lightbulb?

Have you tried turning it off and back on?

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How many Amish people does it take to change a lightbulb?

A what?

How many Greek Catholic monks does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A Basilian.

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What's the difference between a white girl who likes to tan and a burger?

They both need to be flipped every 10 mins, but only one turns pink when its done.

What can turn a fox into an elephant?

A marriage certificate.

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Why did the cop pull over the U-Haul truck?

He was trying to bust a move

What's white in the morning, white in the afternoon and white in the evening?

An Irishman trying to get a tan.

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What's the difference between Britain and Australia?

When one votes, it changes something, making things worse. When another votes, it doesn't change anything, making things worse.

How many waiters does it take to change a light bulb?

None a burned out bulb can't catch a waiter's eye.

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How many IT professionals does it take to change a lightbulb?

Have you tried turning it off and back on?

How many architects does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one but he has to coordinate ten other professionals who are doing this quiet complicated task.