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How many IT support techs does it take to change a lightbulb?

Have you tried turning the light off and back on?

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How many Heisenbergs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

If you know the number, you don't know where the socket is.

How many monastic women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None... they live an ascetic lifestyle and prefer to not use electricity.

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What screams, wails, and lights up?

A bus-load of babies on fire.

Why so?

The light bulb replies, "I'm a light headed!"

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What do you say when an episode of explosive diarrhoea turns into a round of smooth poop?

What a wondrous *turd* of events.

What's the difference between my ex and my toaster?

It only takes 120 volts to turn on my toaster.

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What movie should we see?

ME, SECRETLY TRYING TO HARVEST HER INK: Something super scary *I empty my popcorn bucket*

Why are Jedi terrible at Rugby?

Because "There is no Try."

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How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the light bulb really has to want to change.

How many non-sequiturs does it take to change a light bulb?

Yes

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What did the left breast say to the right breast?

We better get some support soon or everyone'll think we're nuts

What's the difference between an arts student and a table?

A table can support itself

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How many IT support techs does it take to change a lightbulb?

Have you tried turning the light off and back on?

What's the most surprising advancement in tech?

Headphone jacks are obsolete.