How many IT professionals does it take to change a lightbulb?

Have you tried turning it off and back on?

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What do you do if can't change a lightbulb?

Ya know what Just screw it.

How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They don't believe in a higher power.

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What's Anakin Skywalker's favorite animal?

Well, it was cats, originally, but then he was turned to the dog side.

What do Jay Leno and Payton Manning have in common?

They both know when it's time to turn things over.

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What Einstein say when someone tried to take his beer?

Nein! Mein Stein!....sorry

What movie should we see?

ME, SECRETLY TRYING TO HARVEST HER INK: Something super scary *I empty my popcorn bucket*

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How many Canadians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Q: How many Canadians does it take to change a lightbulb

How many Java programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

One to generate a "ChangeLightBulb" event to the socket.

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How many IT professionals does it take to change a lightbulb?

Have you tried turning it off and back on?

How many architects does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one but he has to coordinate ten other professionals who are doing this quiet complicated task.