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What song did Scar sing when he fixed his car horn?

Beep repaired...

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How does the Ultimate Warrior repair his car?

With parts unknown.

What do you call a crow who repairs time pieces?

A bird watcher.

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Where Your Children Are?

Even worse, the next song is called, "Can You Give Me Directions "

How many reindeers does Santa Claus have?

Santa Claus has 10 reindeers according to the song.

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What happens if you sing country music backwards?

You get your job and your wife back.

What song do pigs sing on New Year's Eve?

Auld Lang Swine.

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How does Bill Gates fix a broken lightbulb?

He buys a new house.

How do you fix a car in India?

Get Atul to do it.

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What song did Scar sing when he fixed his car horn?

Beep repaired...

Why doesn't Achilles have any scars?

His wounds always heel.

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What song did Scar sing when he fixed his car horn?

Beep repaired...

How does a woman know she's sleeping with a forklift driver?

He beeps twice before coming through the flaps.