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What song did Scar sing when he fixed his car horn?

Beep repaired...

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Who's there! Cellar! Cellar who?

Cellar. No I think she can be repaired!

What do you call a crow who repairs time pieces?

A bird watcher.

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What does a rapper use to write their songs?

Word,yo.

How do birds record their songs?

On duck tape!

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Why did the boy bring a ladder to chorus?

He wanted to sing higher!

What do Egyptian kings sing on their birthday?

For he's a jolly good Pharaoh. Was that bad Ye, pharaoh-nuff

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How do you fix a car in India?

Get Atul to do it.

How many Republicans does it take to fix a problem?

No one knows. It's never happened.

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What song did Scar sing when he fixed his car horn?

Beep repaired...

Why doesn't Achilles have any scars?

His wounds always heel.

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How does a woman know she's sleeping with a forklift driver?

He beeps twice before coming through the flaps.

What song did Scar sing when he fixed his car horn?

Beep repaired...