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What song did Scar sing when he fixed his car horn?

Beep repaired...

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What material does Cayde-6 use to repair his armor after falling feet first into hell?

Nathan Filaments () X-Post from /r/DestinyTheGame

What do you call a crow who repairs time pieces?

A bird watcher.

Song Jokes More Song Jokes

What is everyone writing songs about?

John: revolution Paul: forgiveness George: true love Ringo: hmm, a submarine or maybe an octopus

What do me and Mariah Carey have in common?

Neither of us know the words to any of her songs

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Who sang at the funeral of those who died in a railroads arson?

Adele. Some one set fire to the train

What did Adele say when she crossed the road?

Sing* Hello from the other side!

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How do you fix a broken pizza?

Use tomato paste.

How do you fix a broken Tuba?

Tuba glue.

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What do you call a scar left by the Swedish Chef?

A borkmark.

What song did Scar sing when he fixed his car horn?

Beep repaired...

Beep Jokes More Beep Jokes

What song did Scar sing when he fixed his car horn?

Beep repaired...

How does a woman know she's sleeping with a forklift driver?

He beeps twice before coming through the flaps.