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What song did Scar sing when he fixed his car horn?

Beep repaired...

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What song did Scar sing when he fixed his car horn?

Beep repaired...

Why did the flume ride need repairs?

Because it got waterlogged.

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What song do the zombies of Westeros sing?

The Brains of Castamere.

How do you make black people break out into song?

Put em' to work!... On a gospel record.

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What are your symptoms?

I can't laugh and I can't sing. I'm finding it hard to do anything!

Who sings "Love me tender" and makes Christmas toys?

Santa's little Elvis.

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How many 1980s R &amp?

B divas does it take to fix a broken lightbulb? Just one, but they fix the crack by torchlight

How was the roman empire cut in half?

With a pair of caesars

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What song did Scar sing when he fixed his car horn?

Beep repaired...

Why doesn't Achilles have any scars?

His wounds always heel.

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How does a woman know she's sleeping with a forklift driver?

He beeps twice before coming through the flaps.

What song did Scar sing when he fixed his car horn?

Beep repaired...