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What song did Scar sing when he fixed his car horn?

Beep repaired...

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What song did Scar sing when he fixed his car horn?

Beep repaired...

How does the Ultimate Warrior repair his car?

With parts unknown.

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What the hell am I doing here?

I don't belong here. GUY: I love that song. ME: What song

How do you make black people break out into song?

Put em' to work!... On a gospel record.

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Which four-member rock group doesn't sing or play music?

Mount Rushmore.

What do cows sing at their friends birthday parties?

Happy Birthday to MOO Happy Birthday to Moo

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Who's cheese is on those chips?

Fixed And I said, "Well, obviously *na-chos*." Get it It sounds like '*not yours*' with an accent.

How does a woman fix a ceiling problem?

She complains to a man.

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What song did Scar sing when he fixed his car horn?

Beep repaired...

Why doesn't Achilles have any scars?

His wounds always heel.

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What song did Scar sing when he fixed his car horn?

Beep repaired...

How does a woman know she's sleeping with a forklift driver?

He beeps twice before coming through the flaps.