Sing Jokes

What song do the zombies of Westeros sing?

The Brains of Castamere.

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What song do turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?

God save the kin.

What rock group have four men that don't sing?

Mount Rushmore.

What do you call a computer that sings?

A Dell

Who sang the song "my own worst enemy"?

Them: I think it's Lit Me: I mean I like the song but I wouldn't call it lit...

What kind of church music do they sing in Finland?

FINNISH HYMN!

Why is that whenever we talk about Pokémon, we sing the theme song?

Because I wanna be the very best, like no one ever was.

What do you call a fish that can't sing?

An out-of-tuna!

What is the difference between a pitbull and a Golden Retriever?

A Golden Retriever can sing better.

What kind of computer can also sing?

A Dell.

Why do they say "Amen", not "Awomen"?

Because they sing "hymns" not "hers"

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What song did Scar sing when he fixed his car horn?

Beep repaired...

What do they sing at a snowman's birthday party?

Freeze a jolly good fellow

What do you call an elf that sings?

A wrapper.

What type of computer sings well?

Adell.

What happens when you sing a country music song backwards?

You get your wife, truck, and land back.

What Journey song to Chinese people sing at funerals?

Don't Stop Bereavin'

How many country singers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw in the lightbulb and another to sing about all the good times they had with the lightbulb.

What do the Greeks sing while at sea?

Your boat, gently down the stream...

Why do fish always sing off key?

You can't tuna fish.

What does Peter Gabriel sing on the toilet?

I am the extruder...

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What does Sting have in common with a snitch?

They both sang at the police.

Why do people say amen instead of awomen at church?

Because they sing hymns, not hers.

What do you call someone who sings about mints?

A "Minstrel".

Why is Dave Mustaine described as "heavy metal"?

Because he sings lead. (Better read than said.)

Which four-member rock group doesn't sing or play music?

Mount Rushmore.

Why was the attorney kicked out of choir?

All she could sing was, "Law, law, law, law, law, law, law."

Why does Helen Keller play the piano with only one hand?

Because she uses the other one to sing.

What does Tarzan sing at Christmas?

Jungle Bells

Why does Helen Keller play piano one-handed?

She sings with the other hand.

Why did Florence Welch sing 'Sweet Nothing'?

Because she was out of lemo-nada. It's okay guys

Whats the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish farmer?

Mick Jagger sings eh you, get offa mai cloud, but the Scottish farmer says eh McLeod, get offa mai ewe!

What does Spock sing in the shower?

I'll stop the world and meld with you!

How many Irish folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb and one to sing about how grand the old bulb was.

What do you call a search engine that sings Christmas songs?

Michael google.

How can you tell an old person from a young person?

An old person can sing and brush their teeth at the same time.

What did the pony say when he sang with a sore throat?

Sorry, I'm just a little hoarse!

Why does Bono sing acapella when he's feeling down?

It takes the edge off it

What song do pigs sing on New Year's Eve?

Auld Lang Swine.

How many country stars does it take to change a light bulb?

Six-1 to change the bulb and 5 to sing about how much they miss the old one.

What is green, sings and can be found in the fridge?

Elvis Parsley

What do monkeys sing at Christmas?

Jungle Bells Jungle bells..!

What do post-impressionist painters sing when painting a Frozen landscape?

Let it Gogh!

Who sung?

Sam. Samsung

How did the dyslexic American mathematician sing the first line of his national anthem?

Oh secant, you say

What did Adele say when she crossed the road?

Sing* Hello from the other side!

What song do you sing if you're not a fan of Christmas?

Sigh-lent night

Why do they say 'Amen' at the end of a prayer instead of 'Awomen'?

The same reason they sing Hymns instead of Hers!

How do pirates sing the ABC's?

Abcdefghijklmnopq AAAAARRRRRR stuvwxy and z

What song should you sing to a wildebeest on his birthday?

Happy Birthday To Gnu!

What did the dead blues musician sing?

Didn't wake up this morning...

Why did the girl who worked for the telephone company sing all the time?

Because she was an operetta (operator).

What do you call a pachyderm that sings jazz?

Elephants Gerald

What song to snakes like to sing?

Viva Aspana!

How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven one to change and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.

Why did the boy bring a ladder to chorus?

He wanted to sing higher!

What are your intentions with our daughter?

Uh I need someone to sing the girl parts of Grease songs with me

What do owls sing when it is raining?

Too wet to woo'!

How does Times Square start the new year?

By having Mariah Carey drop the ball! "The audience can sing this one."

What do elephants sing at Christmas?

Noel-ephants Noel-ephants...

Why did the little pig try to join the Navy?

He loved to sing "Oinkers Aweight"

Who sings "Love me tender" and makes Christmas toys?

Santa's little Elvis.

Which songs do planets sing?

Neptunes.

What genre can't Ed Sheeran sing?

Soul

What do Scottish owls sing?

Owld Lang Syne.

What do internet football fans sing?

E we go E we go E we go!

What do you get when you cross a pig with a canary?

I don't know but when it sits on your electric wire and sings all your lights go out

Why do the say "Amen" in church but not "Awoman?

Because they sing hymns, not hers!*

How many country singers does it take to change a lightbulb?

One to put in the new one, and two to sing about how good the old one was.

Why can't the insecure fish sing well?

He's never comfortable in his own scales.

What did the angry man sing when he found his slippers chewed up by the new puppy?

I must throw that doggie out the window!"!

Why did Steve Jobs lose on the X Factor?

Because Sam sung better than him

What do cows sing at their friends birthday parties?

Happy Birthday to MOO Happy Birthday to Moo

What chews on trees and sings?

Justin Beaver

What happens if you sing country music backwards?

You get your job and your wife back.

Which song would an exception sing?

Can't catch me - Avicii

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What four man rock group doesn't sing?

Mount Rushmore

Who sculpted Mount Rushmore?

George Washington Carver.

Thanksgiving Jokes More Thanksgiving Jokes

Why don't the Greeks, Slavs, and Armenians celebrate Thanksgiving?

Because they don't like Turkey

What song do turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?

God save the kin.

Shower Jokes More Shower Jokes

What is the best part about taking a shower?

Not being able to see yourself in the mirror afterward.

Why did the burglar take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway

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Why did the Siamese twins move to England?

So the one on the right could drive for a change.

What does it mean when a pedestrian has the right of way?

When you see a pedestrian, youve got to get them, right away

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

Why did the Cephalopod get coal for Christmas?

Because he was on the nautilust.

What do elephants sing at Christmas?

Noel-ephants Noel-ephants...

Spock Jokes More Spock Jokes

What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?

The Captains log

How many ears does Spock have?

The left ear, the right ear and the Final Front-ear.

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What did the daddy salt say to his son?

Stop cracking your NaCles.

What do you call a marathon runner that refuses to stop?

A joggernaut.