The Brains of Castamere.
God save the kin Happy Thanksgiving!
Mount Rushmore.
A Dell
Sing the nation anthem they will sit down
Them: I think it's Lit Me: I mean I like the song but I wouldn't call it lit...
FINNISH HYMN!
Because I wanna be the very best, like no one ever was.
An out-of-tuna!
A Golden Retriever can sing better.
Because they can't reach the high notes. Bonus: how does dwarves communicate? Smalltalk.
A Dell.
Because they sing "hymns" not "hers"
Beep repaired...
Freeze a jolly good fellow
A wrapper.
Adell.
You get your wife, truck, and land back.
You don't know none.. And here to learn one.. So when you are with your friends.. Or walking with your son.. Tell them reddit jokes.. thinking now they would listen... (to you) play it cool, play it slow.. No need to blow.. Take this further, take this far.. till sang by a star. (Improvise it as you like, don't care about the grammar. No rapper does.)
Don't Stop Bereavin'
Two. One to screw in the lightbulb and another to sing about all the good times they had with the lightbulb.
Adele. Some one set fire to the train
Your boat, gently down the stream...
You can't tuna fish.
I am the extruder...
They both sang at the police.
Because they sing hymns, not hers.
A "Minstrel".
We Three Kims
Because he sings lead. (Better read than said.)
All she could sing was, "Law, law, law, law, law, law, law."
Jungle Bells
Because she was out of lemo-nada. It's okay guys
My Bologna had a first name.
Mick Jagger sings eh you, get offa mai cloud, but the Scottish farmer says eh McLeod, get offa mai ewe!
I'll stop the world and meld with you!
Two. One to change the bulb and one to sing about how grand the old bulb was.
Michael google.
An old person can sing and brush their teeth at the same time.
Sorry, I'm just a little hoarse!
It takes the edge off it
Auld Lang Swine.
Good mourning, good mourning, good mourning!!!
When Tony Iommi is standing right next to him, alive and well.
Six-1 to change the bulb and 5 to sing about how much they miss the old one.
Don't stop, bereaving!
Sum sing wong
Elvis Parsley
Jungle Bells Jungle bells..!
I can't laugh and I can't sing. I'm finding it hard to do anything!
Let it Gogh!
Sam. Samsung
An erection can make it past the semis, and still stand up if you sing for it.
Oh secant, you say
Sing* Hello from the other side!
They're both Christmith Thongs.
Sigh-lent night
The same reason they sing Hymns instead of Hers!
Abcdefghijklmnopq AAAAARRRRRR stuvwxy and z
Happy Birthday To Gnu!
Didn't wake up this morning...
About seven. One to change the bulb, six to sing the song.
Because she was an operetta (operator).
Elephants Gerald
Viva Aspana!
Seven one to change and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
Oh wait thats Nicki Minaj. Why would an alien in a wig pick Nicki Minaj as a name
He wanted to sing higher!
Uh I need someone to sing the girl parts of Grease songs with me
Too wet to woo'!
By having Mariah Carey drop the ball! "The audience can sing this one."
Noel-ephants Noel-ephants...
He loved to sing "Oinkers Aweight"
Santa's little Elvis.
Neptunes.
Soul
Dan Ackroyd.
Owld Lang Syne.
E we go E we go E we go!
I don't know but when it sits on your electric wire and sings all your lights go out
Because they sing hymns, not hers!*
One to put in the new one, and two to sing about how good the old one was.
He's never comfortable in his own scales.
Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow.
All I Want for Christmas is my two front teeth!
I must throw that doggie out the window!"!
For he's a jolly good Pharaoh. Was that bad Ye, pharaoh-nuff
Hammy' - as sung by Al Jolson!
A sound-proof cabin so I can sing every rap lyric regardless of the neighborhood I'm driving through.
Because Sam sung better than him
Happy Birthday to MOO Happy Birthday to Moo
Justin Beaver
You get your job and your wife back.
Not Mariah Carey
Can't catch me - Avicii
When you are a type of radiation. No one wants someone who can't penetrate well.
Because they don't bother Him with incessant prayer.
God is the answer.
Not 1 not 2 not 3 not 4 not 5 not 6 not 7
Because men tell them that 6" is more than it actually is.
Apart from the Spelling?
Chelsea got Oscar. huehuehuehue.
The bus driver stops to let the kids out.
He stopped at 239 because if he added another one it would be 'too farty'. It would've been funnier if I could do an Irish accent.
A cat.
In Soviet Russia, consciousness regulates the cerebral cortex.
Because he was in de-Nile.
They are both X-Men
