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What is green, sings and can be found in the fridge?

Elvis Parsley

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What did Bob Marley say to his wife after he opened the fridge?

No, Woman, no pie.

Why did the cat put the letter "M" into the fridge?

Because it turns "ice" into "mice"!

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What do you get if you cross a firefly and a moth?

An insect who can find its way around a dark wardrobe!

Why does the Coast Guard have ultraviolet lights?

To help them find missing sea men.

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Why did the girl who worked for the telephone company sing all the time?

Because she was an operetta (operator).

What is this alien looking thing in a wig trying to sing?

Oh wait thats Nicki Minaj. Why would an alien in a wig pick Nicki Minaj as a name

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What is green, sings and can be found in the fridge?

Elvis Parsley

What's green and sings?

Elvis Parsley