Why is there no life on Mars?

No WiFi...

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Why did the calendar give up on life?

Because he felt his days were numbered.

Who's Angry in Japan?

The director of Life of Pi.

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What was the first thing the stowaway to Mars said after he landed?

Just out of Curiosity...

What were the odds that Matt Damon made it off Mars?

Astronomical

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What do you call wifi in space?

Mars Bars

What is it called when you are on the edge of WiFi signal range?

Router Limits!