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Why is there no life on Mars?

No WiFi...

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What do you tell a woman who wants a larger outlook on life?

Tell her to stand next to the kitchen window

What bring a dead duck back to life?

A dead bullfrog.

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What do you a Mars with water?

Wars

What was the first thing the stowaway to Mars said after he landed?

Just out of Curiosity...

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What is it called when you are on the edge of WiFi signal range?

Router Limits!

Why is there no life on Mars?

No WiFi...