Why is there no life on Mars?

No WiFi...

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Why did the hearing aid saleman give it up for a life of piracy?

Because he only made a good buccaneer.

How's my life?

Let's just say I'm starting a lot of sentences with "let's just say".

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Why was NASA so interested on travelling to Mars?

Because it had their Curiosity.

What was the first thing the stowaway to Mars said after he landed?

Just out of Curiosity...

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What do you call wifi in space?

Mars Bars

Why is there no life on Mars?

No WiFi...