Why is there no life on Mars?

No WiFi...

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Who says there's no life on Mars?

Why only today they found a Beagle!

How fast are black people allowed to go on the highway?

25 to Life.

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What's the smallest drink you can order at a bar?

A mar tiny.

How did Mars feel when the colonists were approaching?

Terra-fied.

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How do you catch a WiFi?

With an ethernet!

Why is there no life on Mars?

No WiFi...