His life improved after he met the rock.
Because it had no porpoise in life.
Life
Depressing. What's life like without alchohol? Depressing. I need friends.
Because it's pointless.
Life eventually ends.
Because he had nothing to chauffeur.
Smallpox
Because my life is a joke. Dont worry Im not scuicidal
Life.
Because for most of his life, he's Ben Solo.
You belong.
If you find a rare Pepe drawn the disk.
AY E! I O U edit: added Y
Student: She was my life.
Everything
None, because they keep on asking why all of the other light bulbs in the house aren't being changed at the same time.
My life (..)
Why don't you google it?
What is life without a porpoise?
Baked Yazidi............ I know where I'm going after this life
Because his life was in shambles.
A philosorapper
He had no leg to stand on.
Unmeasurable.
The riddle of life!
He couldn't remove three nails to save his life
Selfless
Life outside of prison.
Why only today they found a Beagle!
One life
He felt he had no porpoise in life
He felt his life was heading for a downward spiral.
Dyslexia.
Life without parole
Latvian potato is best potato. Is kind you spend whole life looking for. Also, low calories.
The director of Life of Pi.
That you clicked on this link only to correct my grammer....
I've always been a fan or dark humor, so, what's the darkest joke you know. no boundaries, no getting offended. please don't downvote anyone because you find it offensive, that's life, get over it.
The energy bill...
He had a ruff week.. His life wasn't purrfect. His brother was a shellout. His mother's been a real crab lately. His family was really shellfish. He had no porpoise in life.
She asked. "Oh same as usual" he replied "boring."
They're always eager for more on their pate.
Its a life of pain
It really has a lot of ups and downs
If you lay them properly the first time around you can walk all over them for the rest of your life.
Boring!
A dead bullfrog.
My life revolves around you!
HINDsight
I wrote to my North Korean pen pal "I can't complain" he wrote back.
There's a thousand things I'd like to do in my life, and those are just the pretty ones!
You guys have no life!
Because he only made a good buccaneer.
May my thoughts be with them".
My life...
Well it pizza heck out of me.
The rest of your life.
My life. My entire goddamned life.
Get tested for dyslexia.
Cos when I seen one i turnt 360 degrees and walked away Playstation for life
Lithium and Iron
Removed
He has to grin and bare it.
There's only like 7 things in life easier than cutting up fruit and one of them is farting.
Life is a maze.
Because he felt his days were numbered.
Me: That time I won a stuffed dino- wife: That didn't involve a dinosaur me: Our wedding
Tell her to stand next to the kitchen window
Because if you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them from the rest of your life!
To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.
Boy Hero: I had to do it. He had my skates on.
Fred and George Weasley.
I don't even know what I'm doing with the rest of this tweet...
When it gets a handle on life.
No WiFi...
It works on the principle that People are more interested in others life than their own'.
Oh, I can't complain.
It's going well I guess. It has its usps and it's downs. Edited for correctness
JESUS: "God loves you." You BUDDHA (crumpling paper that says Life Is Suffering): Me too
He went to Jared.
Do I hand my life in
25 to Life.
I'm up.
He stubbed his MiyamoToe....I'll see my way out.
That's no whey to go through life, son.
An Opti-Mystic.
It's pretty much the same as 2015 but you can download a towel
Your honey or your life!
Let's just say I'm starting a lot of sentences with "let's just say".
A statistician.
I said "SOBER"
A life with out porpoise.
He could never seem to get ahead in life.
3. Twitter is beautiful. 4. What is life
Sorry to cache you out but I want the data closer. The RAM replied: you're right, "life" is too short.
Please go back there.
A meme-oir
Someone's mom is Snooki.
The Tchernobyl cowboy.
Me: 1) You-- 10YO: Seriously Why would you drag me into that
Sad Dan
Depressed
I'll be goddamned.
Darth Jaeger
With binoculars. u know, he has to watch whatever the neighbours are watching.
He is going to tell you.
Mani-tubing
Most complex life forms are a tube within a tube, and the internet is more like a series of tubes.
10 bucks says I don't need this oxygen tank
Sorry, I just needed to vent
They lead such short lives.
Because a Cadillac sits six.
