What is the value of x?

Student: She was my life.

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What is love? The energy of life. What is marriage?

The energy bill...

What's on a gangster artist's t-shirt?

Still Life.

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What did the x-axis say to the y-axis?

This is my domain

Why do some writers have a hard time graphing equations?

Because they spend too much time with the x-position

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What does a calculus teacher say when a student doesn't get it?

Bro, do you even function?

What did the choir teacher say to the student who asked to use the bathroom?

Of chorus.

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What is the value of Pi?

Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99

What is the value of x?

Student: She was my life.