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What is the value of x?

Student: She was my life.

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Life Jokes More Life Jokes

How many "All Lives Matter" protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

None, because they keep on asking why all of the other light bulbs in the house aren't being changed at the same time.

What's the biggest joke of all time?

My life. My entire goddamned life.

X Jokes More X Jokes

What material does Cayde-6 use to repair his armor after falling feet first into hell?

Nathan Filaments () X-Post from /r/DestinyTheGame

What is the integral of to the x?

The function of u to the n

Student Jokes More Student Jokes

Why did the student fail the exam?

Spent too much time figuring out the Engels, so he didnt get the Marx.... thats what he gets for Stalin

What did the pre-school math teacher have to say about her students?

Every single one counts.

Value Jokes More Value Jokes

What is the value of Pi?

Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99

What is the value of x?

Student: She was my life.