Student - Well, I don't know. I guess one is a bit too high?
Skip to my loo.
None, that's what students are for.
Because he is forever a loan.
Teacher: Why are you Late Today? Student: Because of sign down the road. Teacher: What does a sign have to do with your being late? Student: The sign said, "School Ahead, Go Slow!"
Spent too much time figuring out the Engels, so he didnt get the Marx.... thats what he gets for Stalin
Student: She was my life.
Bro, do you even function?
Teacher: Why is your paper blank? Student: Sometimes silence is the best answer!
Every single one counts.
Students will most likely answer the color) Then you say, "yes, that's one difference but there's another: The White Sox play in Chicago and the Red Sox play in Boston!
Of chorus.
Two. One to hold the light bulb and one to drink until the room spins.
A PDF file.
It was a high school.
Their teacher told them not to use tables!
Student: Me Ma'am! Me! Teacher: Ok Pedro! What is science Student: science is our Lesson for today.
Student: A variable who don't need no man
Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99
A school.
Math teachers, because every student counts.
Student: By Staying at home.
Students: Yes!
Student: "Alive".
He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.
So they can open doors of opportunity for their students.
Lunch 11:35.
Student: "So we know when to start Christmas shopping!"
Something from another universe -ity!
Student: "HIJKLMNO." Teacher: "What are you talking about " Student: "Yesterday you said it's H to O!"
Student: I don't know, my tv doesn't pick it up
Student: "By staying home"
Student: A teacher!
Original joke) Because that's where students have the most potential.
You have to have gooooooaaaaaaaaallllllllllllllllssssssssss!!!!!
Student: When you can't get your jeans over your thighs.
Data-ism
A man was telling his neighbor, 'I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art. It's perfect.' 'Really,' answered the neighbor. 'What kind is it?' 'Twelve thirty.'
He has lots of antibodies.
A lot of good yolks!
Terri-fried!
Fry-by-night!
A tuba toothpaste.
The batroom.
You can't here a vitamin.
One bawls his wares out on the street...
It couldn't CUT IT! woohoo! I made this one up while sitting at a buffet table. Enjoy! Skip
The OUTSIDE! oh-my-goodness, that's hilarious! Skip
There were too many truss problems.
