Math teachers, because every student counts.
I don't know and I don't care.
They ain't private ears.
They both have 3 balls and 2 strikes.
Me: Two. 4-year-old: It was nine. Teaching her to count was a mistake.
One trains the mind the other minds the train.
Teacher: Why is your paper blank? Student: Sometimes silence is the best answer!
Student: By Staying at home.
Because they always work problems out with a pencil.