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Which teachers care the most about their students?

Math teachers, because every student counts.

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Care Jokes More Care Jokes

Where were you born?

Me: Missouri. I: What state are you in now? M: Apathy. I: That's not what I meant. M: I don't care.

Who was the famous writer, that died in WWII?

I don't know Anne Frankly I don't care.

Count Jokes More Count Jokes

Why is Dracula's favorite subject in school Math?

Because he likes to Count.

How many beers is that for you today, dear?

Me: Like 4 maybe. 5 tops. Wife: I counted 19. Me: Well I rounded down.

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

What do you call a teacher who's always late for school?

Mr Bus.

What are the four elements?

Pupil: Fire Earth Water and the Internet. Teacher: What do you mean the Internet Pupil: Well Mum says that whenever I'm on the Net I'm in my element.

Student Jokes More Student Jokes

How many retweets to let me take your sister to prom?

A student walks up to his friend a week before prom and asks, "Hey, how many Twitter retweets do i have to get to take your sister to prom?" His friend says, "Dude, she was abducted! She's been missing 3 weeks, you know this!" The student says, "So you're saying if i find her, i can take her?"

What will he have?

Student: "A heart attack."

Math Teacher Jokes More Math Teacher Jokes

Why was the math teacher late for school?

He took the rhombus

What does the math teacher do when he gets constipated?

Works it out with a pencil.