Math teachers, because every student counts.
Oh it doesn't really matter.
Coworker: I don't get it. Me: I noticed.
Because every time they get to 69, Miss Piggy gets a frog in her throat.
It's the bot that counts.
Teacher: Why is your paper blank? Student: Sometimes silence is the best answer!
They are the only ones who erase their notebook when the teacher erases the board.
Student: When you can't get your jeans over your thighs.
He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.
She worked it out with a pencil.
He works them out with a pencil.