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Which teachers care the most about their students?

Math teachers, because every student counts.

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What do you think is the biggest problem in Germany?

Uncertainty or indifference ' He answered: I don't know and I don't care!'

What did the man reply to his friend that found a good paying job taking care of mentally challenged people?

Oh, so it has its ups and downs.

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When things go wrong, what can you always count on?

Your fingers.

Which teachers make pupils feel good about themselves?

Maths teachers, they make everybody count.

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What is a geometry teachers favorite movie?

Angles in the Outfield

Why did the Mexican school girl get pregnant?

Here teacher said to go home and do her "essay".

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Where is the English Channel?

Student: I don't know, my tv doesn't pick it up

What do you get if you cross a student and an alien?

Something from another universe -ity!

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How did the math teacher solve her constipation problem?

She worked it out with a pencil.

What did the tree say to the math teacher?

Gee I'm a tree!