Which teachers care the most about their students?

Math teachers, because every student counts.

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What type of milk does Bernie Sanders drink?

Whole milk because he cares about all the milk and not just the top 1% milk!

What is the difference between ignorance and apathy?

I don't know and I don't care.

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What does it sounds like when a Japanese Homer Simpson forgets how to count to 11?

Nin, ten, "....I'll leave now.

How do you count a herd of cattle?

Q: How do you count a herd of cattle? A: With a cowculator.

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Which teachers make pupils feel good about themselves?

Maths teachers, they make everybody count.

What do you call the teacher who lost her baby?

Miss Carriage

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What did the pre-school math teacher have to say about her students?

Every single one counts.

What do you want to be when you leave college?

Student: "Alive".

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Why was the math teacher late for school?

He took the rhombus

What do math teachers grow?

Geometrees and trigonometrees