Care Jokes

Who was the famous writer, that died in WWII?

I don't know Anne Frankly I don't care.

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Whats the difference between ignorance and apathy?

I dont know and I dont care.

Where were you born?

Me: Missouri. I: What state are you in now? M: Apathy. I: That's not what I meant. M: I don't care.

Why shouldn't you tell a pirate your secrets?

They ain't private ears. (I don't care if a six year old came to this first thirty years ago, it just came to me.)

What is the main difference between existentialism and nihilism?

Who knows? Who cares?

What do you call a CIA agent that nobody cares about?

Li Yung

Who do you think cares?

Nobody. They're too angry at the mods at to care.

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't care. You pick

What do you get when you mix a rat and an elephant?

Who cares? It's a relephant.

Why did Billy not care who he offended while posting on the internet?

Because the ends justify the memes

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What pets think about their owners?

A dog: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... He is God. A cat: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... I am God.

Which joke has the maximum HOT Nuns in it?

You don't know none.. And here to learn one.. So when you are with your friends.. Or walking with your son.. Tell them reddit jokes.. thinking now they would listen... (to you) play it cool, play it slow.. No need to blow.. Take this further, take this far.. till sang by a star. (Improvise it as you like, don't care about the grammar. No rapper does.)