Who reached the ground first?

Noone cares.

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What do you call it when someone admits to caring about how they dress?

A confashion.

Why do software engineers tend to not care about trigger warnings?

They're not trigger errors.

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What type of truck takes a very long time to reach its destination?

A log n truck.

Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70?

Because every time she reaches 69 she gets a frog in her throat.

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How does a blind skydiver know the ground is near?

The leash goes slack.

What's the hardest thing about skydiving?

The Ground