Who reached the ground first?

Noone cares.

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How do you spell "apathy"?

I don't care.

What does the H. in Jesus H. Christ stand for?

Hallmark. God cares enough to send the very best.

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Why did the skydiver die before reaching the ground?

Because he reached terminal velocity.

How long does it take to reach the ground from 100 stories up?

The rest of your life.

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What hits the ground first?

The apple because the black man was stopped by a noose.

How did the blind skydiver know he was about to hit the ground?

He felt the slack in his dog's leash.