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Who reached the ground first?

Noone cares.

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Whats the difference between ignorance and apathy?

I dont know and I dont care.

What's the difference between a small child and a gorilla?

People actually care if a gorilla dies.

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How did the mathematician reach the end of the Y-axis?

On a plane.

Why did Yoda need a stepladder in the chocolate shop?

Because he was reaching for a galaxy far, far away.

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How to blind parachutist know they're close to the ground?

The feel the leash go slack! (heard this one while listening to some Irish tunes)

What did the wall outlet say to the appliance?

You're grounded.