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What type of truck takes a very long time to reach its destination?

A log n truck.

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What did Cinderella do when she reached the ball?

She choked.

Why do receipts need to be 75 feet long?

I reach into my pocket thinking I have a wad of cash, turns out I just bought a soda earlier.

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What's so lame about a duck President?

Pieces of bread, quacking, getting into all types of duck antics in the Oval Office! I'm game!

What type of cheese is strong?

Shredded cheese.

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What do you get when a truck full of potatoes drives into kindergarten full of kids?

Moussaka

What are the three biggest lies an Oklahoma State fan tells?

I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence.

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How many psychiatrist does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but it takes a really long time, and the lightbulb has to want to change...

What did the Loch Ness Monster say to his friend?

Long time no sea.

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What type of truck takes a very long time to reach its destination?

A log n truck.

What do you call a frog that jumps half the distance to its destination every time?

An asymptoad.