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What type of animals are put on envelopes?

Seals.

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Type Jokes More Type Jokes

Where does the thumb meet its type?

At the SPACE BAR! reddit is fun! I'm staring at the keyboard tryin' to think up a joke and voila'!

How does one sink, that which floats?

How does one sync, that which floats Well, we type case the variable to make sure that both sides of the equation are of type, floats.

Seal Jokes More Seal Jokes

What'll it be kid?

Seal plops a five on the counter and says "Anything but a Canadian Club."

How do seals keep their coats so smooth?

They use a sea lion.

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What's the only animal that can't get hit in the head?

Duck.

What do giraffes have that no other animal has?

Baby giraffes.

Envelope Jokes More Envelope Jokes

What begins with E, ends with E, and has one letter?

Envelope

What starts with "E" and has only one letter in it?

Envelope!