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What type of animals are put on envelopes?

Seals.

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What type of computer is unusually large?

A Dell

What type of rock is this Holmes?

It's sedimentary my dear Watson!

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What's the difference between a seal and a sealion?

An electron

Why do seals swim in salt water?

Cause pepper makes them sneeze.

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What do you get if you cross a cat and a gorilla?

An animal that puts you out a night!

What do dogs have that no other animal has?

Puppy dogs!

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What did the mailman ask his girlfriend?

Will you envelope with me? (I know its Corny, but it makes me chuckle.)

What does an envelope say when you lick it?

Nothing. It just shuts up.