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What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it?

An envelope!

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How do sheep sign their e-mails?

Ewes sincerely.

How do you fix a broken website?

With stick e-tape.

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Why did the farmer start a punk rock band?

He was tired of Haulin' Oats

When to leave your girlfriend?

When your wife's clothes start to fit her.

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What do you need 4 dollars for?

3's enough. Here's 2." and gives him 1.

Where is the best place for a 1-legged waitress to work?

IHOP

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Where do you find monster snails?

On the end of monsters fingers.

How did you end up here?

Elderly me: I made my kids steak instead of hot dogs. Him: *gasps* You monster.

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What begins with E, ends with E, and has one letter?

Envelope

What type of objects do not accelerate, regardless of the force applied?

Letterhead and envelopes. No matter how hard you try, they remain stationery!