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What is Sean Connery's favorite sport, and around what age did he start playing?

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Why wasn't the bike starting?

Because it was 'two-tyred'.

How many times should you try starting your snowblower before you realize it's not going to start?

According to my neighbor it's 458 times.

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What kind of poker do stoner cows play?

High Steaks

What's the worst prank you can play on a blind person?

Leave the plunger in the toilet

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What does Sean Connery do with his quiche?

He opensh hish doorsh with them.

What is Sean Connery's favorite dish?

A seizure salad.

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What's Sean Connery's favorite sport and when does he play it?

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What is Sean Connery's favorite sport, and around what age did he start playing?

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What does an aging Mafia boss do for his birthday?

Forget about it.

Why did the chicken lay an egg?

Quoted from daughter at age 3) To get food for her babies!