What is Sean Connery's favorite sport, and around what age did he start playing?

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How did you meet daddy?

Me: Well, it all started with a friendly game of spin the bottle at the family reunion...

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It gets jalapeno face.

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Why couldn't the salad bowl play Scrabble?

It had run out of lettuce

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Theeeeeeeeey Never expect the Spanish Inquisition!

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Why isn't Sean Connery an unmarried roofer?

He's not a fan of the shingle life.

Where does Sean Connery keep his guns?

In the library of course. They're for shelf-defense.

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What's Sean Connery's favorite sport and when does he play it?

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What is Sean Connery's favorite sport, and around what age did he start playing?

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Why do ghosts never age?

They use Bootox.

What do computer programmers and aged-care nurses have in common?

They both worry about the position of colons.