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When does Sean Connery enjoy playing his favorite sport?

Ten-ish.

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Why can't America play chess?

They are missing 2 towers

Why can't Thor play the piano or hide n seek with his brother?

He can never find the Loki.

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How are you supposed to buy a gift for your mom as an adult?

It's like, oh you gave birth to me Please enjoy this fancy candle.

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A masochrist.

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Where does Sean Connery sit?

In the toilet.

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He prefers them shaken, not stirred.

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What time does Sean Connery go to Wimbledon?

Ten-ish.

What time does Sean Connery get to the US Open?

Ten-ish

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What's a hippy mothers least favorite sport?

Formula one!

When does Sean Connery enjoy playing his favorite sport?

Ten-ish.