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What time does Sean Connery go to Wimbledon?

Ten-ish.

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When is the best time to play racquet sports?

Ten-ish.

What time did Sean Connery arrive at Wimbledon?

Around Ten-ish.

What time does Sean Connery get to the US Open?

Ten-ish

What's Serena Williams' favorite time of day?

Ten-ish.

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Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What's the first thing a blonde does in the morning?

Walks home.

What's the difference between Britain and Australia?

When one votes, it changes something, making things worse. When another votes, it doesn't change anything, making things worse.

Serena Williams ' Jokes More Serena Williams ' Jokes

What's Serena Williams' favorite time of day?

Ten-ish.

What is Serena Williams' favorite time to practice?

Tennish

Swede Jokes More Swede Jokes

What do you get when hou bring a Greek and a Swede together?

Moose-saka

How do you describe a Swede, who's not really a Swede?

Swed-ish.

Hog Jokes More Hog Jokes

Why do pigs make good spies?

They're excellent at going in-hog-nito.

What was the name of the hog who was knighted by King Arthur?

Sir Lunchalot.

Clam Jokes More Clam Jokes

What do you call a Cloyster that wants to learn the move Rain Dance?

The clam before the storm!

Why did the clam go to jail?

For setting up illegal shell companies!

Wimbledon Jokes More Wimbledon Jokes

What time does Sean Connery show up at Wimbledon every year?

About tennish.

What time does Sean Connery leave to go to Wimbledon?

Tennish.

Mermaid Jokes More Mermaid Jokes

What do math and mermaids have in common?

They both have an alge-bra.

What did the mermaid do last Sunday night?

She went to sea a movie.

Mustard Jokes More Mustard Jokes

What do you give a dog with a fever?

Mustard. (It's good for a hot dog.)

What did the guy who liked mustard say when he opened his fridge and saw no mustard?

You mustard be joking!