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What time does Sean Connery go to Wimbledon?

Ten-ish.

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When is the best time to play racquet sports?

Ten-ish.

What time did Sean Connery arrive at Wimbledon?

Around Ten-ish.

What's Serena Williams' favorite time of day?

Ten-ish.

When does Sean Connery enjoy playing his favorite sport?

Ten-ish.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and legs playing baseball?

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Why did the clam go to jail?

For setting up illegal shell companies!

Why did the clam get in an accident?

He was talking on his shellphone.

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What kind of snake is good at building things?

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Finally realized why my plant sits around doing nothing all day...

He loves his pot.

How is Jesus different from other carpenters?

Unlike other carpenters, Jesus may actually return one day

Sean Connery Jokes More Sean Connery Jokes

What time does Sean Connery get to the US Open?

Ten-ish

What time does Sean Connery go to the US Open?

Tennish

Book Jokes More Book Jokes

What kind of books do fruit read?

Pulp Fiction

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Because Rusty thought the scene in the book was better.

Describe Jokes More Describe Jokes

What's the best language to describe the hectic holiday shopping season?

Russian

How would you describe a joke about bones?

Humerus.97