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What time does Sean Connery go to Wimbledon?

Ten-ish.

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When is the best time to play racquet sports?

Ten-ish.

What time did Sean Connery arrive at Wimbledon?

Around Ten-ish.

What time does Sean Connery get to the US Open?

Ten-ish

What's Serena Williams' favorite time of day?

Ten-ish.

When does Sean Connery enjoy playing his favorite sport?

Ten-ish.

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What do you call it when two guys open a weed dispensary?

A joint venture.

Why should you always knock before opening the refrigerator?

Because there might be an Italian dressing.

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Why did the blind man swing his seeing eye dog around by the tail?

He was taking a look around

How do you describe a Swede, who's not really a Swede?

Swed-ish.

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What do you call a brain dead Swede?

A vegetable..

How do you describe a Swede, who's not really a Swede?

Swed-ish.

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What do you call a worker in America that will work hard for reasonable pay and never whine?

An immigrant.**

What did the Imam say after he was replaced by immigrants?

They took my hijab!

Sean Connery Jokes More Sean Connery Jokes

What time does Sean Connery leave to go to Wimbledon?

Tennish.

When does Sean Connery usually arrive at Wimbledon?

Tennish.

Mermaid Jokes More Mermaid Jokes

What kind of pictures does a mermaid take on her phone?

Shelfies.

Why do mermaids wear bras?

To cover up their Ariel-as.

Good Time Jokes More Good Time Jokes

What's the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty.

What's the best time to buy a bird?

When it goes cheep!

Enjoy Jokes More Enjoy Jokes

Why didn't the pirate chessplayer enjoy his crackers?

Because they were stale, matey!

Why do farts smell so bad?

So the deaf can enjoy them too.